Monthly Archives: October 2012

According to a news story which, if you prefer to read it rather than the cack I come up with, is right HERE, a man in New Zealand walked in to A&E, had an x-ray and got it confirmed that he had an eel stuck in his rectum. Now, call me crazy, but if IContinue reading “Eel seeks Bottom for Spriggy Asparagus Loving”

Because I feel the need to punish myself a little more than I have been with the crazy races I have been running, I decided to join a gym.  The reason is that my upper body contains more fat than Donald Duck shortly after he has been plucked and placed in to a roasting tin, but beforeContinue reading “Grunt. Oooff. Grrr. Look at me…I am AMAZING!”