Should I cure her itch?

The endless whining. Begging. Pleading. The confusion. The crying. The “why is it happening to me?” and the “What did I do to deserve this?” noises.

Does that sound familiar? Should it? Because I am talking about a cat.

If it somehow relates to your life, move along. This post will be of no use at all to you.

My poor kitty has come in to season for the first time. This has caused a LOT of confusion in her little mind, which is understandable. There is also a very pretty ginger dude meowing at the front door all damn night. He wont shut up, or go away. A couple of nights ago it was raining pretty hard. That ginger dude sat at the front door begging to come in so he can take advantage of my little girl. And he thinks this is a good idea? He thinks I am going to let him in so he can get his end away?

So I let him in.

I dried him with a towel and kicked him out again, just for him to sit back at the door making the infernal meowing noise. Meanwhile, in the front room behind a closed door my little girl is making noises like a horse having his family jewels chopped off by a blind rhino armed only with a jar of tomato ketchup. It is not a pretty noise. The noise will apparently last for 2 weeks. My advice is this. If you get a cat, get it sorted before it comes in to season unless you want kittens…coz damn…the noise they make? I am expecting the RSPCC around anytime soon because they think I am abusing a child.

What also doesn’t help is that my cat now regularly walks up to me, wiggles her backside, moves her tail to the left and presents herself to me while making a noise which I guess is inviting to a male cat, but to me is just not going to happen. So when I stroke my cat now, is she enjoying it in the way she usually does, or does she now get off on it? Infact, why am I even thinking about this stuff, let alone writing it on here!

I have been told that I cant have her sorted out until April. How many more times am I going to hear the weird meowing noises?

So here is the question:

Should I let the ginger dude in the house to let them both have what they want…and sell the proceeds? The end result will be a mix of a long haired fluffy all ginger thing mixed with a short haired all black dudette.

Interested? Bidding starts at £50. Payment accepted in the form of whisky. Don’t be shy!