I get a lot of spare time on my hands. Therefore, on top of the awesome story that is my life, sometimes I have to lower myself to menial chores.
Today’s menial chore was to look at Google Trends. See who people are searching for most that day. Here are the top 5:
1. mike birbiglia
2. christopher allport
3. sean young
4. sag awards
5. emily rose
Who? What? Where?
SAG Awards??? And the award for the woman with nipples by her knees is…*drum roll*
I think I might just walk outside, arch my back and wave a stick at some teenagers while telling them that when I was a boy there was more respect and then walk back in to the house muttering about something completely random.
When did I lose touch with what is “popular” in the world? I shall ask my wife later. I know the answer though. She will look at me with total disdain and say “When you got a life hunny”. I might have to become a closet showbiz reader.
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