Every day the past week I have woken up and looked at another womans chest. Yet my wife is fine with this. Infact, it was her that showed me them to start with.
Now she buys magazines with the same kind of content. She leaves them all over the house and actually encourages me to pick them up and read them! I am now wondering when the DVD’s will start to arrive.
But what I am talking about is pregnancy magazines. The chest I see every morning is a woman on a flip chart which is based week by week and tells you what is happening to sprogly and to my wife that week.
But the magazines are the same as the likes of FHM. Attractive (if not slightly podgier then the pictures in FHM) women in all manner of postions in the name of being pregnant.
Is this how they plan to make the men want to get more involved in the whole pregnancy thing? Because I think it might be working!
So I asked in jest if my wife would be OK with me now putting up a variety of calendars about the house to which she replied “Of course!”.
The sheer fear of retribution means there is no way of ever taking her up on that offer!
Unfortunetly the flip chart gets turned over tomorrow and I think the picture is not going to be as much fun this week.
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