Ever had one of those days where you know it is for the greater good of mankind that you stay in bed and don’t leave it? You know the ones. The days where you can’t do something so simple that you wonder how you remember to breathe.
Today I did ALL of the following. None of it is made up, I really was having the day from hell!
I was scanning in a document for my lovely wife and scanned it upside down. Yeah I could have just flipped it in Windows, but decided I would just do it properly the first time. So I scanned it again. Except that rather then turn the paper the right direction, I actually turned the paper right over so it then scanned the back of the document instead. Then swore at the scanner for messing it up.
I then took the parrot food bowl out and picked up the cat food bowl. One pink and girlie (cat) and the other silver and metal and very parrot type. I put the parrot food in the cat bowl and was about to put the cat food in the parrot bowl when I realised.
Realising I was on to a losing streak here, I then decided to have a bath and get ready for work. While in the other room, I see my shoes, so I put them on. Thing is, I still had a towel round me. I had not got dressed yet. I realised when I went to put underwear on. I had been walking round the house in shoes and a towel.
So I then head to work. I walk past my car and put my key in the wrong car and can’t work out what is wrong. All the time looking in the car and not twigging it is the totally wrong car.
I get to work and go to put money on to my card to buy food. I cant work out why it won’t read my card. I try it every possible way before I realise I am trying to make it read my staff ID card and not the canteen card. One is white and the other is yellow. Not easy to confuse!
I want to go to bed, but I can’t. I have to work all night. I don’t believe in God, but if you do, say a prayer for my work colleagues! They are going to need it with me tonight!
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