It is with great sadness that I write this post. It is sad because it is about a place where I was born and spent the first 20 years of my life. And the local government; the people who created my education, are going to the stupid island.
The article reads:
A Kent council has taken action against scam letters and emails which blight letterboxes and email in-boxes.
Special bins have been placed around Medway where letters which promise anything from miracle health cures to get rich quick schemes can be thrown.
Medway Council said the correspondence would be analysed to help prevent others becoming victims of scam mail, which is often sent from abroad.
The campaign is part of the national Scams Awareness Month.
They are kidding right? Because if you are stupid enough to believe the letter in the first place, why on Satans spotty left buttock cheek are you going to throw it away? And Scams Awareness Month? Now I don’t trust anyone called SAM.
Or…are the goverment guys ingeniously clever by taking away all these letters of promising goodies and then getting the money themselves. It would not surprise me. The government have been stealing off of us since day 1, so this could be a new scam of their’s. Rather then robbing us under the guise of tax, they steal our letters of promised wealth! Hell, this could be a conspiracy theorists dream come true!
And these theft collection points they talk of are all in libraries. I am pretty sure that the more gullible in society are not spending too much time in the library.
On the boat you get.
Sticking with government, the next in the queue to have their passports removed are the people who control the road signs on motorways.
A few days ago I was happily driving down the road and it was somewhat white out of my window. Visibility was just not that good. Infact I could barely see the lights of the car in front of me. So they made the big sign on the side of the road say “Warning. Fog.” Of course there bloody well is! What do you think I am driving through now you numbskull? Why not make the sign read “You are driving forwards on a road” instead, as that will be as much use to me. Then by mid afternoon, I drove down the same stretch of road. It was now blue sky and sunny. “Warning. Fog.” the sign read. It is on days like that when I appreciate how much tax we pay for everything car related. They obviously employ the smartest people they can get for the billions of pounds we give them in tax!
Of course, I know that everyone should have a job. It is only fair. But important government agencies?? They need to choose better. An example of this is my replacement at a job I left. Electric shock therapy couldn’t kick start his brain, and he used to work for a government agency.
I guess by sending stupid people from the government to the stupid island, they can carry on with their day job.
Moving away from the government, I would also like to send a teenager in the area where I live to the island. Why just the one you may be thinking. Well, this one has a laugh like a hyena being attacked with a tickle stick at the same time as being punched over and over again in the voicebox while the other hyena’s take turns to shove varying objects in to his rectum. Ugh…he must be about 15 and nope…if he has any, they haven’t dropped yet.
I give up.
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