I have decided this post is very angry compared to my usual standards. So when you are done, or before you start, go here. It will make you and me feel better!!
Activists. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing. Great song. Shame it was so rubbish.
I like activists. When I say “like”, I mean “Don’t really have time for”. I understand the need for some of them, and the way some of them are done is great. For instance, dressing up like Batman and climbing a building in the name of Fathers 4 Justice is quite frankly awesome. A fringe group then deciding to kidnap the PM’s son in the name of the cause. Stupid. Reeeeeally really stupid.
That is activists for you. Some good idea’s, and some really stupid people running them.
But the tree hugging bath dodging activists and Greenpeace. Noooo time at all for them. Greenpeace especially who seem to have taken their fight to the heady heights of “Lets ruin it for all of mankind” rather then going for the attainable side of things. Ever since the naughty French Secret Service blew up their little boat they just have not been the same. But then, the French had a very good reason to blow it up. That reason was “Because we want to”. Or something like that. I dunno. I don’t honestly care.
But back to DisasterPeace. I can see their planning of the recent Heathrow “jaunt”. Sitting round a table in a warm room polluting the environment rather then just wearing 11 jumpers and a big coat deciding the best way to get public opinion on your side is to go to an airport, jump on the back of a plane and stick a banner up. Because delayed flights is the way to make people happy. Everyone loves a good plane delay because some bunch of hippies are scared of a big scary runway.
But they don’t stop there. Once attached to the tail fin, they used mobile phones to send pictures of themselves on the plane. I can only assume this is to show the children when they don’t get to see Mummy and Daddy anymore because they are in a mental prison for being some of the dumbest human beings on earth. I bet that if you took in to account the amount of time planning this job and all the tools used to implement it, they probably threw more CO2 in the air then we do in a month. How did I work this out? Well I hate them. So they automatically use more then the average person. They also talk bollocks. So all the hot air warms up the planet more then the average conversation.
So what if they succeed? What if I cannot go to my relatives wedding thus missing out on an impressively exciting day becuse someone wanted to hug the tail fin of a plane? Well the good news is that they will never win. Because the people they are trying to stop doing things (i.e the government) don’t listen to anyone!
Oh and don’t forget to check out their new flag! It is soooo pretty. You almost want to print it out and attach it to the fridge with the other drawings your 2 year old done mid way through a severe vomiting fit.
Gosh this was an almost angry post! I feel that I should make things a little easier to leave you with as I know you are at the moment all pent up with rage. So have a look at this. The police were giving children between 4 and 10 years old a gun to point at people and pull the trigger. I am not sure what you are expecting to see after the wedding link earlier, but I don’t make this stuff up. I just report it and warp all the facts a little.
wheelturninghamsterdead.com 