It is a fairly quiet night at work. So we decide to turn our attention to the TV. Being that we are just a couple of blokes in the room, naturally we turn to our favourite channel. So far, we have heard:
He is pumping away
What a great length
He is drying his hands to get a good grip
He has beaten him with his length
He has great stamina
There is a good crowd watching today
He is doing very well at both ends
Instead of driving it hard, he is caressing it
He has hit it right in the hole and broken the shackles
He has given it something wider and shorter as an experiment
Ah yes. The joys of watching Cricket.
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