According to THIS article, children who have been given strange names by their celebrity parents tend to do better in life. New research suggests that odd names such as Princess Tiaamii or Peaches can be an advantage.
I have not yet consulted, nor told my wife that our child will be called “PurpleLilly ShankWobbler”, but I am sure when she hears that stupid names get them ahead in life, that she will fully agree.
What are these people on. Are they famous because they have a name which comes out like a constipated person on the toilets illegible musings, or because Mummy and Daddy are millionaires and have contacts. No amount of “I want to go my own way” will make the slightest bit of difference.
I know this because I have a great name. People always comment on it and get all mushy over me saying how great it is, but as soon as I try to get ahead in life with it, I get told no. So I started to tell them that my Dad was the cookie monster. Ohhh NOW they are interested! I now have more cookies in my house then you can believe.
I was also going to say I am Richard Branson’s love child, but you know…I am married. If I start getting virgins in the post, it is really going to put a dampener on my marriage.
And now for something completely different. My serious side. Yup. When something really gets on my nerves, it just comes out. I have an opinion. It is my blog. It gets written! This wont be a common occurrence.
It has been decided that MPs will be able to follow their consciences in three areas – including allowing scientists to create embryos with human DNA and animal cells. Can you imagine that? People who make important decision on what happens in this country are voting as they feel they should rather then because they are told to! These are the same people who are voting against the people knowing just how much tax payers money goes towards the politicians second homes. And that is why I will never vote. They are all a bunch of thieving scum taking their power for granted. No matter what party they are in.
And lastly, I hope that anyone whose CV has current job listed as “Seal Clubber” just so happens to fall on their own knife, and while laying there helpless, a baby seal comes and beats your damn head in with your own club. As some idiot put it “Oh, but there isn’t much in a way of making money if they ban it”. Tell you what, how about if the world ever requires the need to remove the planet of worthless idiots via a club to the head; don’t feel bad if you aren’t offered pain killers, or a more humane way of beating you to death. Scum.
I’ll get off my soap box now.
The next post will be the interview from a couple of posts ago. If you haven’t got your questions in yet…you better do soon or you will miss out!
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