Stuff

You can call me lazy.  Hell, you can call me Shirley if you want.  But rather then write a long post about whatever strange weird stuff is in my head, I thought I would just do small snippets of recent news. 

Yeah I know.  I thought I was awesomely different too! 

According to THISnews story, a 13 year old American boy has blown up 213 balloons with his nose.  This is almost the exact reverse to Amy Winehouse who has inhaled 213 lines of coke with her nose.  In unrelated news, I have no time for Amy Winehouse.

And in THISnews story, it says that Bill Crosby is recording a Hip Hop album.  I can’t even contemplate going any further with this one.  Although it does say he will not do any vocals on the album.  So.  Erm.  What is his involvement apart from sounding like a stupid news story?

But it would be crazy to stop there, when you can READabout a Marilyn Monroe sex tape selling for $1.5Million.  But before you think that someone dug up her body and did some sick stuff, it was recorded when she was still alive. Now, don’t get me wrong, but the last time I checked, in 1835 or whenever she was alive, they didn’t exactly have camcorders or mobile phones with cameras on.  So just how bad a quality would that film have been?  Was it Marilyn or a semi-attractive polar bear with lipstick on? 

Crazy?  You may think.  But did you know you can lose 10 stone from eating baked beans?  Yeah.  Really.  Not shown in the news story is the gas masks all the people around him were wearing.  You might be thin, but damn I bet you smelt bad.  I went on a diet once.  It was one of those fad diets the stars do.  It was the same one as Sylvester Stallone did to pick up weight for that cop film he did.  The Fatkins diet I think it was.  Lets just say I didn’t lose any weight.  I also now get 2 seats on a plane when I fly.  So in reality, the camera really DOES make you lose 50 pounds.  I am now 5’8″.  Wide.