I feel like it has only been 9 days since I did this last, but I can’t help it. It is free material. Unlike the other material I do, which is also free. Anyway, I am not sure where I was going with that.
Once again, I tender for your approval the next batch of “You were searching for what?”. Same rules apply. The words inside of these ” ” have found my site by using Google.
Dear Sy: What is a “sexy thing to do a lover”
Uncle Sy Says: Well, with me and my wife, it is about roleplay. I dress up as catwoman, and she dresses up as mighty mouse. Passion? You wont know anything like it.
Dear Sy: “damn she said happy birthday before me comments”
Uncle Sy Says: That line doesn’t even make sense. Maybe that is why she said it before you. Because you sound stupid.
Dear Sy: Is there anything I should “inject in my behind”?
Uncle Sy Says: Yes. full fat milk. And melted chocolate. And then play that funky music white boy. It’ll be the best milkshake you ever had.
Dear Sy: I think my “hamsters storing poop”
Uncle Sy Says: I think you need to start cleaning the cage a little. Don’t you? You sound really lazy, and not overly intelligent. Did you think they are going to clean themselves? Dear me.
Dear Sy: I heard that you write “gorgeous sexy stories”?
Uncle Sy Says: I can’t lie to you. Yes, I am great. I will write one for you is you give me 4 random words which include shampoo, bloated, lingerie and carrot.
Dear Sy: “why does my man get the toilet so messy”?
Uncle Sy Says: Because you smell of broccoli. You sort that out, he will sort the toilet out. Comprende nooney nooney?
Dear Sy: I have really “foxy legs”!
Uncle Sy Says: Interesting. My best feature is my elephant ears. I can hear for miles! I am not gonna lie to you though. I wish I had a trunk.
Dear Sy: “what do u call the thing that a hamster runs on”?
Uncle Sy Says: I call them legs and paws.
Dear Sy: “is your hamster dead if it is stiff but warm”?
Uncle Sy Says: Dead? That is when I am spot on ready to….ohh…HAMSTER. Yeah. Ummm. Sorry, I am in a very different place at the moment.
Dear Sy: Can you tell me “how i train toilet slave”?
Uncle Sy Says: How old is your slave? And where has your slave been living? You know what, just accept that you are going to get it in adult nappies and you are going to have to clean up the mess.
Dear Sy: Are you going to put up any “hooverporn” on the site?
Uncle Sy Says: No. Not in the foreseeable future. I am thinking of putting up some foodmixer porn though. If that is your thing, you will be best to come back soon. It’s gonna be explosive!
Dear Sy: Can you tell me “how to hump your wife”?
Uncle Sy Says: No. She is my wife. The only humping to be done to my wife will be done by the milkman. Understand? OK. Now don’t come back.
Dear Sy: Is it wrong that “he had me pose in dresses”?
Uncle Sy Says: Well Steven. I think you need to ask yourself if you felt used by him making you do that. If it was a sexy black off the shoulder number, that is fully acceptable though. When I wear dresses for my wife, I love the feel of the soft silk against my..oh. Out of space for this reply. Sorry.
Dear Sy: “did your hamster come back”
Uncle Sy Says: My hamster left? Hammy? Are you there? Please answer me…. HAAAAAAMMMYYYYYY!!!!!
Dear Sy: I am thinking of writing “a book about a hamster but could really happen”
Uncle Sy Says: That sounds fantastic. Can I suggest making up a story about it running on a wheel or something. Coz ya know, it could happen!
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