It is a quiet night at work, and there is just NOTHING on the TV at the moment, and Oneida has tagged me, so hey…why not!
Last Movie You Saw In A Theater:
Eesh. Cinema? Ummm. Lets just say you read this after the 22nd May, and it was Indiana Jones and the whatever it does.
What Book Are You Reading:
I do not read books. This is because my intelligence level doesnt allow it, and all the ones with the pop up pictures are too difficult. Look, I DONT KNOW where the monkey is. OK? Why make it so hard?
Favorite Board Game:
Battleships and Ludo. Yeah I know, but the others make my head hurt.
Favourite Magazine:
I should probably not answer this one. But the pictures are great!
Favorite Smells:
My cooking. My wifes cooking. My wife. A wet dog. KFC when my stomach is really rumbling (and I am near the front of the queue)
Favorite Sound:
A guitar being abused by one of my favourite bands and the excited noise my cat makes when she see’s me. I would say “My wife saying you are right”, but I am not yet to experience this one. She is always right unfortunately.
Worst Feeling In The World:
Pointed shoes and no cricket box in place.
Favorite Fast Food Place:
KFC, or Chinese
Future Child’s Name:
I cant say. But by August you will know.
Finish This Statement. “If I Had A Lot Of Money I’d…”
buy myself a nice black off the shoulder number, get fake breasts and change my name to Susan.
Do You Drive Fast?
Officer, I was doing the speed limit. OK, so the speed limit was the motorway one and I am not on a motorway but…
Do You Sleep With A Stuffed Animal?
Did you just call my wife a stuffed animal? Actually, on the sad day that my cat passes away, I am going to have her stuffed in the pouncing position and place her on the end of the bed.
Storms-Cool Or Scary
A feisty electrical storm = good. Powercut so I cant watch tv, surf the net and use those pesky bulb things in the ceiling = bad.
What Was Your First Car?
A silver one which I ritually abused as a young male driver.
Favourite drink:
Whisky or beer.
Finish This Statement, “If I Had The Time I Would …..”
I would buy a black off the shoulder number, get fake breasts and…oh.
Do You Eat The Stems On Broccoli?
Broccoli? Eating broccoli? That is vegetable abuse. You will see me eat no such thing.
If You Could Dye Your Hair Any Color, What Would Be Your Choice?
Can I just request more hair? But dont put it on my back OK?
Name All The Different Cities/Towns You Have Lived In.
Kent, Surrey, Sussex. OK, so they are counties, but I like to be mysterious.
Favorite Sports To Watch:
F1, Rugby, Cricket, Football
One Nice Thing About The Person Who Sent This To You:
She gave me something to do while bored at work.
What’s Under Your Bed?
Not the magazines I mentioned earlier…honest.
Would You Like To Be Born As Yourself Again?
Absolutely.
Morning Person Or Night Owl?
Morning’s are evil. There is no reason for a morning at all.
Over Easy Or Sunny Side Up?
Boiled. With soldiers. I mean the bread ones, and not some dude in fatigues saying “Eat the egg NOW!” in a shouty voice while holding a gun.
Favorite Place To Relax:
At a restaurant table with a couple of bottles of wine and good food shared with my wife. The relaxing often ends abruptly when the bill arrives.
Favorite Pie:
Steak
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor:
Vanilla
Of All The People You Tagged This To, Who’s Most Likely To Respond First?
Not tagging anyone. I want you all to do it. Actually no, you all WILL do it. Yeah, thats better.
wheelturninghamsterdead.com 