Jane Turley sent me one of those tag thingymajigs. Then she begged and pleaded that I do it. Then she told me that if I did, you would all send me £10 each. I can’t argue with that can I!! I suggest getting Jane to pay up front and then you guys collect the money from her.
Anyway. Where were we. Oh yeah….
What’s your favourite table?
– The periodic. Those sexy little chemical elements just get me all ready to go.
What would you have for your last supper?
– A bunch of friends. Cooked medium rare and washed down with a nice Chianti.
What’s your poison?
– Cyanide. Although a nice mix of the Ebola virus can be used for giggles if I have time on my hands.
Name your three desert island ingredients.
– Sand, palm trees and surrounded with water. What else are you going to make a desert island with? Stupid question.
What would you put in Room 101?
– 0100101110001101011110001010001010101111001010101110 – It IS a binary room right?
Which book gets you cooking?
– Sushi – A cooking enthusiasts must have.
What’s your dream dinner party line-up?
– Me, The nude female jelly wrestling team and a large tub of Viagra just to make sure I don’t get stage fright.
What was your childhood teatime treat?
– Dinner. Oh I love my Mum. One day I had enough to eat in two mouthfuls!!
What was your most memorable meal?
– One I had in the canteen at work. Memorable for all the wrong reasons. Search back through the old posts and you will see photos. Yeah, the old days when I made an effort to put images up! Anyway, I wont give you a link…go find it.
What was your biggest food disaster?
– I once dropped a KFC chicken wing. I cried like a big girl. I had been saving it for the right time…and 4 months after I bought it, that moment came. Devastated.
What’s the worst meal you’ve ever had?
– See above the above
Who’s your food hero/food villain?
– Hero – The kernel. The villain – Any goddamn vegematarian and their vegematarian ways and the way they push their vegematarian bible in my face.
Nigella or Delia?
– Can I drink? Nigella. Or are we talking about eating their cooking?
Vegetarians: genius or madness?
– Freaks. Damn circus freaks. As bad as religious nuts. Kinda.
Fast food or fresh food?
– I like my food like my women. Faster the better. (ummm…I mean…I love my wife, and my food preferences and women preferences are no longer aligned)
Who would you most like to cook for?
– Anyone who will accept I am a super amazing chef. Currently my cat.
What would you cook to impress a date?
– Some kind of wrinkle remover. I doubt any date likes being a wrinkly little reddish brown thing.
Make a wish.
– I wish this was over.
Oohhh it IS over! Your turn!
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