Ahh yes. The profoundness of watching a film and thinking of something completely irrelevant. This time, it was “The Time Machine”. I find watching Guy Pearce “act” about as exciting as getting molested by a bear with a dodgy disease.
But that doesn’t matter. (Does it?)
Geez. Ya know…I cannot remember where I was going with this.
Hell. I dunno. Lets talk about something else. Lets talk random.
OK, lets start with beauty pageants. As you know I have done a few posts on pageants, but I decided to google “animal beauty pageants” and see what came up. The result? Scary. Reptile, bulldog…hell, there is even an “Ugliest Dog” pageant. Although I have since confirmed that this is fixed, and not a true reflection as I couldn’t see my 1st wife on there anywhere.
Harsh but Fair.
Weirdly, as I move on, I stay with the her, but not directly.
Lets talk about cows. According to “boffins”:
cattle and deer align their bodies in a north-south direction
Boffins? Someone with an unhealthy appetite for looking at the rear of a cow is not what I would call a boffin. I guess the other part here is…WHY?! Not why do cows do it, but why do we care? Why do they care? Strangely, the news story fails to mention the answer to this question. Maybe because there is no other reason apart from a German scientist with an unhealthy craving spending too much time looking at Google Images.
Moving on from cows to idiots. I filled in my very first DMCA today. Yeah, someone was actually interested in ripping off my content. Sad sad lonely human being. I read this stuff back and am amazed you peeps come back. Is it because you just love a good car crash movie, or much much less? Of course, it was the fact that the site with my content would reload an advert whereas he/she/SheMale was making money so that was that. Closing down the site. “What was the site?” I can hear you not even interested to know. Well, I wont tell you that as they could make more money from ads until the DMCA is being actioned. But if the person who stole my content is reading this:
“Hey. Dude. Your village wants their idiot back! Be a good freak and head on home.”
Moving on from idiots to “OH MY GOD I JUST DONT CARE! STOP GIVING HER NEWS SPACE!”.
Amy Winehouse is facing legal action after pulling out of a concert where she was one of the headline acts. Sorry, but if I paid £50 for a ticket to a gig and then she pulled out, I would think I was on to a winner and the night was about to get a LOT better. Geez…I JUST DON’T CARE! MAKE THEM STOP!!!
So anyway. As the post title says. Just what does a blind person dream about? Any ideas?
So I just read this post back. Anyone else hear the death knell?
wheelturninghamsterdead.com 