According to THIS news story, they have created a “drug” which increases a females sex drive.
Except replace “Drug” with “Face Mask”.
“Drug” my left buttock! And by that, I don’t mean literally drug my left buttock I mean…oh hell…if you don’t know what I mean, none of this site is ever going to mean anything to you.
This “Drug” they talk about. It has been around for years. There is nothing groundbreaking about it. I reckon if I was to put on a George Clooney or Brad Pitt face mask, my wife would see an increase in her sex drive.
I was going to try it for the benefits of research, and of getting my leg over. But I am a sensitive soul, and I would know she was thinking of someone else during the act of me wriggling around on top of her like a distressed caterpillar.
Oh, and before all you women run off to the shops to buy your “Face Masks”,
It will only be made available on prescription for postmenopausal patients with diagnosed sexual problems.
Is it a “Diagnosed sexual problem” when you think that your other half has over time has taken on the look of a river rat and you find him as attractive as being beaten repeatedly with a rubber dog poo in front of your neighbours wearing only your “Brigitte Jones” underwear?
Unless that is your thing. Then…erm…hey, good for you buddy! And I guess there is no need for a DrugFaceMask of some famous movie star as looking at your own reflection in a colander probably works for you.
The same news story also says:
It says 60% of the men who use Viagra have no erectile problems.
So they are just using it because they can? I once took a whole pack of them, and then stood in Millets selling tents. Made a fortune I can tell you! Fainted after a while from severe lack of blood flow to the brain, but hey, it is a chance you take. And I have a very nice bike I got with the money I made!
At the very end of the story, they say:
However, some medical experts do not feel one drug can solve the complex issues behind sexual dysfunction.
Nope. If you cut off my penis and stick it in a tasty roll, cover it in ketchup and serve it to me without me realising…well…I am gonna need a hell of a lot more then Viagra to get it back up! It doesn’t take a “Medical Expert” to work that one out does it Sherlock!
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