So it seems that (although I am pretty sure it is just a joke) the porn industry is having a….erm…hard time with the economic crisis, and have asked for $5Billion to help them get it back up again.
I can see where they are going with this one I guess. If I was given $5BILLION, I know I would be a little on the excited side. But back to the industry. You have a lot of staff. It isn’t just someone with a camera and a few people giving it all for president and country. You have so many people behind the scenes. There is the one that has to hand out the hand and face wipes, then you have the “testers”. The people employed to have a damn good look at the finished product and see if it is firm enough to send to market…and many more tireless souls giving it as much as they can. I mean really…do you think that the “actors” and “actresses” enjoy their job? Damn friggin straight they do. And how often do you hear of people enjoying their job? So I personally think they deserve the cash to keep the world up and going.
I myself once offered my services in the adult industry. I applied for the position of chief gawker. My job was to stare in amazement and then sit down with a cushion on my lap and say “hmmm…might need to watch a little more”.
I got the job, but didn’t last long. I was told after my 8th trip to the bathroom in 15 minutes and smoking a pack of cigarettes that my “heart” wasn’t in it. Crazy. I had just drank a lot and needed to pee. Honest. I asked if there was any other job I could do, but I was escorted off of the set and they wouldn’t even shake my hand goodbye. Some people are so rude.
The more I think about this, the more I feel I should research it more. See just what is really out there from this industry. Spend some valuable time bringing you the answers. If I can still see straight at the end.
But I can’t.
I can’t because I have 3 cats. No really, that is my reason. And it is a valid one. You see, when you have 3 cats, you expect them to be a little on the territorial side. You expect them to protect their “ground”. So why did all 3 of them just sit idly by while another cat came in the house, ate their food…and then on the way out threw the whole damn lot up on the floor in the kitchen?
Because they are lazy little gits. That’s why.
And now I have cleaned up that mess, the last thing I want to do is “research”. Currently at the top of my list is not throwing up from the site and smell of whatever it was that the cat had also eaten tonight…which I am pretty sure NASA would be interested in studying. It was green and I swear it was moving. And when I threw it in the bin, I am fairly sure I heard “Noooooooo…heeeeelp meeeee!” in a quiet squeaky voice.
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