Or lazy. You decide.
I would like a guest post from you. Yes, you…the person reading this. So if you haven’t got a blog and fancy writing something, or have a blog and fancy doing the crazy, drop me a mail with your post to sy@wheelturninghamsterdead.com for me to have a read.
A few rules.
1 – No unnecessary swearing – A word used in context is fine.
2 – Nothing too offending – So no writing about one eyed lesbian horses called Shirley.
3 – You have to make it funny…well…funnier than the crap I churn out, so that shouldn’t be difficult. But jokes like “Whats brown and sticky…A STICK!” are not welcome as they take up all my material.
4 – You will get full credit for the post, and a link back to your site if you want to, or alternatively it can be posted as anonymous. Up to you. (If you don’t have a site…I wont link it back. Because you know, it’s impossible.)
So give it a go. I am hoping that 100 people will respond so I dont have to write anything for a while, but will be happy if even 1 of you make a good effort.
Oh, and you wont get paid for it…coz I don’t make money from this site, which I believe is a huge hint from me to you saying “SEND ME CASH!!!”.
The closing date for this is the the post before I decide to close the site…which may be quite some time to come hopefully all the time I can afford the expensive hosting of about £2 a month.
Good luck and may someone write to me!
