Did someone mention it is my birthday?

Sadly…yes it is.  But what does that really mean? 

Can I finally say “It’s because of my age” rather than “Well…That’s never happened before…I am sure it is not you, it is me.” because my wife is catching on that I have used it more than once in our time together.  Well, when I say once, I mean I need to check the DNA of my daughter because I took 23 viagra tablets the other day and all I got was a chicken sandwich.  Dont ask.

Does it mean that I can now look condescendingly at other people because I am older?  Probably not, but hey, been doing it 34 years now.  Why stop and wait til I legally can!

Does it mean that the hangover I have which is pounding my head will take longer to go away?  I think that is a given.  Will it stop me doing it again tonight?  Exactly.

Whatever it means, I will just say thank you to those that have wished me a happy birthday, and to my BFF (Bloggy Freaky Friend) Mrs T who wrote THISpost and managed to tease while never actually giving the goods.  I mean that in a way that she promised me Kylie and Christina and Girls Aloud…and even Megadeth.  But when I opened the post this morning, I didnt get a Girls Aloud strip-a-thon.  (Dont know who Girls Aloud are?  Well, when it comes to their music, I wish I was you as hearing them sing makes me ill.  But eye candy?  Ooooohhhhh yes.  So google em.)

See you all in a few days! Maybe even Saturday…who knows.  By the way, any Liver Donors out there?