A site has decided to review my site. Now I know what you are thinking. You are thinking “Why the hell do I come to this site? Ooohh yeah, it is the enlightening information that Sy lays upon us”. But on the off chance that you are thinking “Oh here we go. It’s all about Sy. Let him get his kicks by showing off some rave review”, well…read on my friends.
Here is the entire review:
This is the first blogs assignment we have been given in english writing.
We (korrina and lysh) have decided to review this blog : “Email conversations can be fun…especially with scammers”. (The url is http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/)
The style and tone of the author’s language could be called comical… we prefer to think that, after looking at a few different blogs, a lot of bloggers make a big deal over small events in order to insert humour into their everyday lives. The language used is informal and sometimes vulgar. It is the language of miserable, lonely people.
Lysh believes that the author of the blog spoke about his situation in a satirical way and poked fun at the event in order to make it interesting. He failed. The bottom line was that he had recieved an email from somebody he didn’t know and replied just to take the piss out of whoever sent it. We do not find this interesting or enlightening.
There was no moral or underlying message in the blog. It was the simple retelling of events with a few buzzwords thrown in. The theme of the blog is
Yes, it really did end at the word “is”. They were so in awe of the site, they couldn’t bring themselves to finish typing. They were probably crying in laughter at the interesting and enlightening topics that I put on the site. They also reviewed a site with 230 or so posts based on the content of 1 single post. A review of extraordinary proportions!
That’s right people. You read this stuff so you are in deed “miserable, lonely people.” They seem to know us well. But it’s all a lie. I know this because I asked the one and only friend I have in the world (OK, so it is a voice in my head) and she said “Oh Sy. You are sooooo dreamy. Take no notice. Here, let me give you a back rub” and I then squeezed my own shoulders…and it was gooooooooooood.
I took the time out of my busy schedule to comment on the site (read: Was laughing so hard I couldn’t help myself) but as of 18 hours later, the comment still seems to be awaiting moderation. I did try to explain the fact that they are completely missing the point of the site and a few others things, and honestly…I was polite. For me. If the comment is finally released, I will post the link to the review. You can of course google some of the words and you might find it yourself, which will give you something to do in your miserable lonely life. Hey, their words not mine.
Now. I am off to read a book I just downloaded called “Blog Buzzwords: Way’s to impress your readers”.
Side note: It is an exact copy and paste from their site, so I didn’t bother changing english to English or recieved to received. Yes I know. I am a devilishly handsome rogue. Stop it, I am getting misty.
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