Monthly Archives: November 2010

A couple of weeks ago, I got told I was incredibly and unbelievablya little grumpy and should really live in a cave.  This was said by a man wearing a pair of running tights that were so tight that it looked like they had been painted on to his legs…which were tied together.  I meanContinue reading “Look. Stop moaning and get back in your cave Sy.”

I have noticed that a lot of people that read this site use mobile phones.  iPhones, Android phones and even an Etch-a-Sketch.  I figured I should probably make things easier for those reading it by using a template that is smartphone friendly.  So if you are reading this on something more mobile than a tightContinue reading “I would make the change, but I am too busy stretching my cat.”

It’s been a while since I abused a news story.  Too many posts have been a little too “Me”centric recently.  Good news! In what can only be classed as first class journalism and not wasting the time of anyone’s day in reporting something so utterly pointless that you would be better off pulling your toenailsContinue reading “Yes I am sure it is impressive, but honestly…I think you’re an idiot.”

I have a problem.  Well, OK that opens us up to a friggin huge list of possible things ranging from being that I am as ugly as…erm…you…right through to the fact I am fairly confident that my ankles are shrinking.  No really, they are.  I noticed the other day.  There I stood in front ofContinue reading “That, my friend, is not a bouffant…it’s a slap in the face.”

I have a nemesis.  A cucumber to my sandwich so to speak.  Ah come on.  The stuff is bloody evil.  It is green to start with, and everyone who likes it says “But it doesn’t taste of anything!”  Well why the hell are you eating it then?  If a cardboard box didnt taste of cardboard,Continue reading “Ever seen an embryo run a marathon? Coming April 2011….”