Nothing says “I love you….but I think you should die” like a Christmas gift in the guise of a vibrator loaded with gunpowder, BB Shot and buck shot. Does it? I dunno…I mean sure, I once bough an ex girlfriend a Christmas present that made her eyes water, but I am pretty sure that theContinue reading “Gunpowder filled vibrators. Not as much fun as you may think.”
Monthly Archives: January 2011
And on the seventh day, he was blind and smelt like a horses arse.
In possibly the worst news since Sonny turned to Cher and said “You know….I may be wrong, but I get the idea I may have a little bit of a violent side. Lets find out!”, I can’t help wondering how the coffee percolator thing ran out of fiters, meaning I am nil by filtered coffeeContinue reading “And on the seventh day, he was blind and smelt like a horses arse.”
…And all that could have been but I never got around to doing.
Happy new thing. I hope that you have all made your new year resolutions and have accepted that 6 out of 4 resolutions are broken within an hour of making them. I only made 2. 1 is to be a better father (hell, I really can’t get any worse…) and 2 is to be aContinue reading “…And all that could have been but I never got around to doing.”
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