December 2011

You women dont know how bad it really is. I am ILL.

I think I am dying. You women give it all the “oh I gave birth” and “I am ill but a mother doesn’t stop” rubbish…but sorry, I am so much iller than you women get. I have the worst headcold. Ever. Period. I can only breath through one nostril as the other has decided toContinue reading “You women dont know how bad it really is. I am ILL.”

If a mouse farts in a wood and nobody is around, does it make a sound?

Well that is that then. Christmas 2011. All the build up, the shops bombarding you with great offers. TV ads pounding their way in to your head to try to convince you to buy varying amounts of crap all in the name of “This years must have” item. Then..like a mouse farting in theContinue reading “If a mouse farts in a wood and nobody is around, does it make a sound?”

falalalala lala laaaa laaaaahhhhhh. Buy me stuff.

**Apologies, the site ate the last copy…this is a repost. if you read it before, its just as bad as before but doesn’t have this paragraph in it. My bad. Sorry.** It’s nearly the end of the year. As is customary on many a TV station, radio station, news website and indeed personal blog, peopleContinue reading “falalalala lala laaaa laaaaahhhhhh. Buy me stuff.”

Tree sick: Not only good for the skin, but gives your clothes a nice aroma too.

Yes yes. I know. Yet again it is months between posts. But I will be honest…I have been busy. Not just busy, but VERY busy. I would list all the things I have been doing, but it would take me so long to make stuff up to make me look sexy that it is just notContinue reading “Tree sick: Not only good for the skin, but gives your clothes a nice aroma too.”