#LockdownLife

Ah yeah. Hi.

Erm. This is awkward. Remember me? I am still alive. Or at least on the seventh reanimation. Things get worse every time they reanimate. I have the WORST itch which I cant get rid of.

Anyway. Yeah. I am back. Sorta. I dont really know. Lets find out!

So a lot has happened since we last spoke. You look a lot older, but I like what you have done with your hair. I see you have been attacked with the lockdown snacks as much as I have.

And in other news, some idiot at a bat and screwed the world / Released a weaponised disease from a lab and screwed the world / IT IS ALL A LIE!…and screwed the world. Whichever one you follow (if it is the latter, I just…I….no, it doesnt matter…your showlace is undone. But there is no doubt that the world has changed.

I have had to learn a LOT in these times.

While my facebook feed has been watching people on a journey of discovery in to their cooking ability, I have myself moved on. I havent had a single meal which took less then 4 minutes to cook and didnt involve me violently stabbing through the cellophane lid with a fork several times and losing at least three layers of skin from the roof of my mouth and talking with a lisp. Sure, I am not cooking banana bread, nor toilet roll surprise with the spare rolls from the 234878923 I bought at the beginning of lockdown (I didnt…I am not really that person). But my food now goes in to the oven for 30 minutes before being ready to eat. Yep, I am growing up.

The sandman seems to have been furloughed too because what the hell…are you having as much fun as me at 3am going “Yeah. Hi Brain. How ya doooiiinnn. You look tired. Why dont you close your synapses for a bit. Go on…shut a few down. No…NO…do NOT start thinking about that. NOR THAT. OMG…what is wrong with you? Just shutdown for a while…and just the bit which makes me sleep, not that bit where I now cant talk likth a humansasac beeeingsh….you bastard.

Anyway. I aint writing much. I plan to just put this hello here and maybe I will write some of the MANY things which have been in my head the last few months over the coming week.

Love ya.

Sy. xxx