As I have enough material to write either one very long post (and I know you get bored easily…) or two shorter posts (you still get bored, but you get to leave quicker…and it saves me having to write another post in a few days), I have gone for the two post lazy option. Same rules asContinue reading “More fun with Search Engine Results – Part 1”
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You go out, you get drunk…and you remove your penis with a raccoon.
It’s unlikely that you are thinking “So. Why has Sy put up a photo of a raccoon giving it large to a basset hound?” but on the off chance that you are, it is because I was searching Google Images for an image for this post, and well, I found it. So now IContinue reading “You go out, you get drunk…and you remove your penis with a raccoon.”
Playing with the email scammers…part 2. This time it’s personal.
Well, after the fun of THIS post with the lovely sounding Sali, who wanted to share her millions of dollars with me but decided not to reply to my last email, I was less than impressed. I mean, did the bloke running the scam work out I might be taking the pee when I emailed with: OhContinue reading “Playing with the email scammers…part 2. This time it’s personal.”
It might be natural, but I just dont want to see it.
OK, so that last post was an April Fools thing which may have had some people not caring, and the rest thinking “Ha! Getting what he deserves!”. But in all seriousness, getting a post written for a blog that has readers from time zones 12 hours ahead and 10 hours behind… and is only validContinue reading “It might be natural, but I just dont want to see it.”
It’s like the site being sued by a big corporation
***NOTE*** This was an April Fools joke post, but since then I have seen hits from WD40 and now their PR company coming to the page. If someone is taking this too seriously, someone needs to lighten up a little! ***END OF NOTE*** Well, when I say “like”, I mean “it is being”. Yup, a longContinue reading “It’s like the site being sued by a big corporation”
It’s not that I am a little simple…but…
It’s no real surprise that in a recent poll, I found out that my intelligence level is that of a chemical soup short of evolution. Which explains some stuff I guess. Having a forename of Simon started it all. I only use Sy because it makes me attractive to the opposite sex. Sadly, so far the only oppositeContinue reading “It’s not that I am a little simple…but…”
Flattering Site Reviews Make Me All Tingly Inside.
A site has decided to review my site. Now I know what you are thinking. You are thinking “Why the hell do I come to this site? Ooohh yeah, it is the enlightening information that Sy lays upon us”. But on the off chance that you are thinking “Oh here we go. It’s all aboutContinue reading “Flattering Site Reviews Make Me All Tingly Inside.”
Email conversations can be fun…especially with scammers.
Do you ever get those emails from the Nigerian email scammers who want you to help them transfer their inheritence to your bank account and in the process drip you dry of all your money? Normally I hit the delete button after I have a read to see how inventive they get. I say “normally”Continue reading “Email conversations can be fun…especially with scammers.”
College courses can be fun
I got an email from John over at onlinecolleges.net who wrote THIS article on crazy college courses available in the US. He also told me that if I plugged his site, he would send me loads of beer. Now this sounds good, although I do think I may have made it up in a vain attempt at getting moreContinue reading “College courses can be fun”
WD-40 – Not all it’s cracked up to be.
It started with a squeak. A door that when we closed, managed to wake up the entire neighbourhood. I wouldn’t say it was loud, because that would assume that I could hear it. No, it was one of those that had such a high pitched noise that all the dogs in the neighbourhood started aContinue reading “WD-40 – Not all it’s cracked up to be.”
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