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Author Archives: Sy
I had a great idea for a post…and then read it somewhere else.
It’s just typical. I sit in front of my PC bored one day and realised that there is some real self centered boring as hell updates going on in the facebook status world about hearing someone bought an ice cream or some such stuff that just makes no real difference in my life. So IContinue reading “I had a great idea for a post…and then read it somewhere else.”
Infidelity pays off in scary ways.
While watching TV, there was a scene where a guy cheated on his other half and then bought her flowers. My wife annoyed at this started talking to the TV like a deranged mad woman and talking at the female character saying that you never trust a man who has bought you flowers. She gotContinue reading “Infidelity pays off in scary ways.”
Did someone mention it is my birthday?
Sadly…yes it is. But what does that really mean? Can I finally say “It’s because of my age” rather than “Well…That’s never happened before…I am sure it is not you, it is me.” because my wife is catching on that I have used it more than once in our time together. Well, when I sayContinue reading “Did someone mention it is my birthday?”
Best job ever? Probably not, but I still want to give it a go.
The BBFC (the people over here in Blighty that get to ruin computer games for kids by making it an 18 certificate…and then the kid downloads it for free anyway) have a tough job. Every year they have to classify around 600 cinematic releases and 12000 DVD’s amongst other stuff. This list includes hardcore pornography. And nowContinue reading “Best job ever? Probably not, but I still want to give it a go.”
My inability to not reply to obnoxious old people strikes again…
Being the nice person that I am, I always try to not be overly confrontational when people say something completely stupid or annoying. This has a couple of exceptions. One is old people who wind me up by saying something completely unreasonable. The other? Well the other is something I cant admit to on here becauseContinue reading “My inability to not reply to obnoxious old people strikes again…”
Fact: You can beat illness by having more sex!
In the best piece of research since I wondered if I could eat a hollowed out Cumberland sausage stuffed with dog crap, the good old NHS has made my life incredibly exciting by advising people who don’t get time to work out to just have lots of sex. The say, and I quote (because quoting is funContinue reading “Fact: You can beat illness by having more sex!”
Exposing yourself in public is just as not much fun as it could be.
Lets talk about the contents of a pair of my jeans. (I mean the materials used to make them!) They haven’t got a zipper fly, they have those annoying buttons. And they are making my life hell. If I don’t get arrested at some point in the next week or so and end up withContinue reading “Exposing yourself in public is just as not much fun as it could be.”
Because I am that nice…
Or lazy. You decide. I would like a guest post from you. Yes, you…the person reading this. So if you haven’t got a blog and fancy writing something, or have a blog and fancy doing the crazy, drop me a mail with your post to sy@wheelturninghamsterdead.com for me to have a read. A few rules. 1Continue reading “Because I am that nice…”
I may not be any good at movie reviews, but I will speak to your deceased animal.
In the highly unlikely event that I become a movie reviewer anytime soon, I have decided I would start with the film “The Day The World Stood Still” which I had the misfortune to watch tonight. I believe it’s alternative title is “The day I tore out my own heart with nothing but tweezers andContinue reading “I may not be any good at movie reviews, but I will speak to your deceased animal.”
