Author Archives: Sy

I read today that some research on students at a university came to the conclusion that drinking too much coffee can make you hallucinate.   They were quoted as saying Large amounts of caffeine also made people more likely to think they could sense the presence of ghosts Now I had a thought about this, andContinue reading “Coffee makes you hallucinate….apparently.”

Wandering through the google search results in my stats, I realised I had enough weird ones to do another of these posts.  So.  Here is it.  For those new enough to the site, and havent read the entire back catalogue of posts yet (what is taking you so long?), the words in the ” ” areContinue reading “Search engine terms… Abuse lays ahead.”

A man in Australia broke in to a sex shop, had his wicked way with three blow up dolls in the “Jungle Jane” range (and probably a pack of chocolate willies as a snack once he was done, coz you know, people get the munchies after such a hard days graft) and then threw themContinue reading “Sex with blow up dolls. Strangely legally illegal. Depending on the surroundings.”

So it seems that (although I am pretty sure it is just a joke) the porn industry is having a….erm…hard time with the economic crisis, and have asked for $5Billion to help them get it back up again.  I can see where they are going with this one I guess.  If I was given $5BILLION,Continue reading “Flacid industry seeks financial pumping.”

Huh.  What do you know.  200th post.  I guess that deserves absolutely nothing different from my usual drivel then! I thank Tami for the subject content for this post, and for the next one I write as she saw this and thought of me.  Which is nice in a way, and disturbing in another becauseContinue reading “I want half of everything…and my kidney back.”

A woman in Australia set fire to her husbands pulsating python of love because she thought he was cheating on her.  A bit extreme maybe when she could have just talked to him constantly for 5 hours without him getting a word in…which would have probably made him want to hurt himself anyway.   OK, soContinue reading “Have match, will set fire to penis.”

Well, as my wife seems to say to me a lot;  “Is that it?  All that build up and now I don’t even feel like it even happened!”.  Yes, Christmas (for me) is now a blurred whisky and beer soaked memory. Of course, it is good that it is over after the fundamental errors IContinue reading “Just like a bad panto line, when it comes to Christmas, “It’s behind you!””

Rant rant rant.  You know, I tried to make this funny…wow did I ever fail!! Well, it is that time of the year again.  Christmas.  A time of peace on earth, and of being kind to your fellow humans.  A time of no stress and happy thoughts. The start of Christmas in my household was asContinue reading “Christmas Cheer = Get the hell out of my way!”

I think my cat may have a drug problem. It started a while ago when her behaviour changed which was followed by money missing from my wallet.  At first I thought it must have been my wife stealing the money because…well…when is the last time you saw a cat spending money?  Yeah exactly.  So whenContinue reading “Do you trust your cat to supply you dinner??”