Author Archives: Sy

Censorship is a wonderful thing.  The ability to change something perfectly good and ruin it because someone somewhere has an issue. An example of this is watching a music video channel.  I watched a song where the word “pissed” was dubbed over.  Sadly it was not dubbed over with the words “covered in whipped cream”Continue reading “This post is complete and utter…censored.”

According to the Crowne Plaza hotel chain, who should spend more time making sure that people have a great stay and less time asking people to fill in polls; the most inspirational time of the day is 10:04pm.  I started to think about ideas for a great post about 10ish, and all I came up withContinue reading “As inspirational as a kick in the nuts.”

A British man (yeah, us Brits rule!) has the record for having more Lego than anyone else in the world.  (I bet the makers of Lego would have something to say about that, as I am pretty sure they have more, but who am I to question.)  He has over two million bricks, and noContinue reading “Nerdier than a nerd at a nerd convention named “nerd of the day””

I haven’t done an “abuse the search engine results” post for a while.  For those that don’t remember, those that cannot be bothered to try and remember and for the newer people reading the site, HERE is a previous post. But you don’t want to read that when you can read this! As before, theContinue reading “You were searching for what? Once more in to the breach…”

The University of California found that surfing the web is good for the brain.  Actually, it stimulates parts of the brain that banging your head against a wall while shouting “Nyip Nyip BAAAAHH!” doesn’t.  No, I wasn’t that shocked to find it out either. But lets look at this subjectively.  I see major flaws inContinue reading “Surfing the Internet stimulates the brain more than a kick in the privates. Fact.”

So it seems that we are all safe, and the crackjobs who predicted that the “Galactic Federation of Light” would turn up and cuddle us all to death have all gone back to there hidey holes to have a think about what they said. Of course saying that, it could be that Chief Commander Paddington BearContinue reading “So Paddington Bear didn’t have the guts! Well, I DO!”

First we were going to end up tearing a hole in the universe and all die due to the particle accelerator being turned on, but now it is a lot worse.  The particle accelerator was nothing compared to the carnage coming our way. According to several nutjobs informed people around the world, the Galactic Federation ofContinue reading “The Galactic Federation of Light – aka WTF??!!?!?!”

According to THISnews story, a Chinese man can write on paper by sucking up water through his nose and then spraying it out through his tear ducts.  Impressive?  It may well be.  But what if I told you that I onec ate an entire McDonalds meal and was only sick twice?  Or ate a wholeContinue reading “He cries and I pee. So who is really more impressive?”

It’s tag time, and apparently, I am “it”.  So I shall do my wordly duties as passed on by Georgie B and complete said tag! Now.  According to Georgie, I should: 1. Link to the person who tagged you.  DONE! 2. Post the rules on the blog.  Ummm…I think I am DONE! 3. Write sixContinue reading “A Tag…A Tag… STOP! I surrender!”

Good evening trusty readers, visitors and people who come here looking for “Smurfette Costumes”.  Smurfette Costumes?  You may be wondering.  Well, for some reason google is showing me a lot of hits for people looking for said costume.  And now I have to wonder.  Why are you looking for a smurfette costume?  And if youContinue reading “There is a conspiracy afoot…”