Author Archives: Sy

Note:  Just last night, I had a conversation with the mother of my wife who not being British, told me that all British humour is toilet humour.  Being a stand up Englishman, I wholeheartedly disagreed and fought my corner.  I wonder what this “humour” post will be about? I am sorry.  This post is aboutContinue reading “So when does it become disgusting?”

According to THIS news story, they have created a “drug” which increases a females sex drive. Except replace “Drug” with “Face Mask”.  “Drug” my left buttock!  And by that, I don’t mean literally drug my left buttock I mean…oh hell…if you don’t know what I mean, none of this site is ever going to mean anythingContinue reading “Drug…face mask…face mask…drug. Same damn thing.”

Before I get on with the post, just a quick Happy Birthday! to Jim over at TheMovieWhore.com.  Have a good one my friend.  I will have a beer for ya later! Now.  On with the post. I have mentioned once or 19 times before that me and religion, well, we aren’t the best of friends. Continue reading “Is it illegal if God said so?”

Ahh yes.  The profoundness of watching a film and thinking of something completely irrelevant.  This time, it was “The Time Machine”.  I find watching Guy Pearce “act” about as exciting as getting molested by a bear with a dodgy disease.  But that doesn’t matter.  (Does it?) Geez.  Ya know…I cannot remember where I was goingContinue reading “So just what does a blind person dream about?”

Once in a while, you read a news headline and think “Huh??” and you then click that little link to see what is coming.  In this instance, the headline read: Cash-in-buttocks man in M25 ban So obviously, I clicked the link.  Fortunately, the first thing I noticed was the lack of pictures.  The last thingContinue reading “These drugs smell like shi…underwear.”

A while ago I wrote a post about a camel beauty pageant.  I would put a link to it here…but that would involve me finding it.  Therefore, think of the fun you can have looking for it yourself! Alternatively you can read this one which is not about a camel.  Instead, it is about aContinue reading “I will give you an award if I can pull on your udders!”

People are all too often berated for doing something completely normal (to them) 5and then to the rest of the world, it seems a little weird. Take for example this tale of woe.  Of wee.  Of “woohooooo!”.  But it ended in an “ooohhh….”.  It could happen to anyone.  Even you!  Well, if “you” are aContinue reading “That park bench never looked so good…”

A couple of months ago: So there I was, looking at my nasty ingrowing toenail. It was a terrible. It sat there staring at me, being all ingrowy (if that is even a word?).  I decided it was time to take action.  So being sensible, I asked Google the best way to clear my toe of thisContinue reading “I don’t feel ill, I am just a little green.”