Geez, you know this site has really gone downhill lately. I haven’t had a single spam comment for a week now. In the old days, I would get a good 20-30 a day. Now? Nothing. I think that is telling me something. That something is very very wrong. When the spammer’s can’t even be botheredContinue reading “I wonder what that is? I think I will bite it and see.”
Author Archives: Sy
Being a vegetarian is bad for your memory. FACT.
I feel bad writing this post. I have friends who are vegetarians. And I have no problem with vegetarians (well…). I just enjoy having a go at vegetarians. Thus: Are you a vegetarian? Do you actually remember if you are a vegetarian? Have you committed mass lettuce murder? The chances are that you don’t remember. Continue reading “Being a vegetarian is bad for your memory. FACT.”
Where did I put my noose? (time for a whinge)
This post is best read while imagining beaker from The Muppets is talking. Well, meeping. Thinking about it, the following clip is more like what I hear and see when I think about the following people! In the last 45 minutes, all I have heard is people moaning. The thing is, all I am watching isContinue reading “Where did I put my noose? (time for a whinge)”
4th July
Happy 4th July my American friends. Enjoy a cold a beer, or whatever your poison is. I will cyber join you! Sy.
The last of the idiots.
WAAAAY back a very long time ago, when this site was young, and had the occasional funny post, unlike the mash that I churn out these days in the name of trying to be funny, I wrote a post where I mentioned I had an issue with “style guru’s”. I also posted a picture of meContinue reading “The last of the idiots.”
Full circle and back to the start.
*ring ring* Phone displays “Wifey Calling”. Actually, I started off with a blatant lie. My phone doesn’t go ring ring. It plays a song called On March the Saints by a band called DOWN. You should go listen to the track, and report back to me telling me how awesome I am for introducing thatContinue reading “Full circle and back to the start.”
At least pull a face when you clench…
Things I have found out from recent Antenatal classes, when me, a man (honest!) got to sit in a room full of hormonal women, and got really scared. After the birth, whenever my wife sits down, do not talk to her about anything she needs to know for at least 3 minutes, as it isContinue reading “At least pull a face when you clench…”
A smurftastic day out.
A friend kindly gave me the words “Blog-A-Thon, Raspberry Ripple, Smurf, Pamphlet” to write a story with. I would question the reason for the words, but I believe it is such a deep rooted issue, that uncovering it could be a threat to the whole of mankind itself. So I will do the story, andContinue reading “A smurftastic day out.”
Yes, I get that it is for charity, but you are still a fat git.
I feel quite lazy. There has been a lack of originality recently. So after this post, I am going for original. A friend gave me the words “Blog-A-Thon, Raspberry Ripple, Smurf, Pamphlet” to work with, so my next post will be an original “What crap has he written this time” type of story post. IContinue reading “Yes, I get that it is for charity, but you are still a fat git.”
Say what you want. You are still gonna be a sausage Cinderalla.
I really did think twice about doing this post. Hell, I even thought about just copying and pasting some spam for Adobe Creative Suite instead. But then I thought “No Sy, the people need to hear about this. It will give them an enormous sense of well being”. Of course, you can send me £700Continue reading “Say what you want. You are still gonna be a sausage Cinderalla.”
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