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The perfect date…is not this one.

I once had a friend. But that friend betrayed me. But it is OK, because I didn’t let on that I wanted revenge of his betrayal, and as they say, revenge is a dish best served with a woman who is a little “off” in the head, and smells of fly-spray. Not many people I know areContinue reading “The perfect date…is not this one.”

How big? 3 Inches you say?

I don’t get much spam mail. Well, no more then a couple a week, and then I reply because it was nice of them to email me. But I got this one which I had to follow up on and order: From: Ozzie Subject – Get her wet and wild Medically-proven to guarantee 3-6 inchesContinue reading “How big? 3 Inches you say?”

I do stuff. Stuff is good. Not all the stuff I do is good…

With the impending arrival in a few months of the end of the world for you mere mortals (those of you who vote for me will be spared at the time of the ascension), I have had the need to do that decorating thing for the nursery of the fruit of my loins. Going to allContinue reading “I do stuff. Stuff is good. Not all the stuff I do is good…”

Yes I know.

See, to you it looks like mindless begging for votes. But to me, it is way worse. It is begging in the most pathetic way. But I need the votes people! I am 2% ahead at the moment which was at 10% just 54 years ago. Could you hit the vote button once a day? AndContinue reading “Yes I know.”

I feel all tagged.

It is a quiet night at work, and there is just NOTHING on the TV at the moment, and Oneida has tagged me, so hey…why not! Last Movie You Saw In A Theater: Eesh. Cinema? Ummm. Lets just say you read this after the 22nd May, and it was Indiana Jones and the whatever itContinue reading “I feel all tagged.”

You might need insurance to read this post.

You have voted today right? I am an artist. And as an artist, I like to work in the quiet with a blank canvas. In the case of this post, my blank canvas is watching the TV which has a film about cheerleaders on it. Dont expect much from this post OK? Because…well…my head is in a VERYContinue reading “You might need insurance to read this post.”

Toxie. An avengers tale.

Don’t forget to vote once a day! If I lose, I will not win! Jim likes to give me words which are just plain hard to write about. Why? Because he wants to beat me. And I think this time he might. He has given me the words “Verisimilitude”, “Travesty, sham, mockery = Traveshamockery” andContinue reading “Toxie. An avengers tale.”

The real story of the first flight. Kinda.

Ahh yes. Words. Wonderful words. And Rose has politely offered me the following to write a story about: “Flight of the Hamsters”, “Wheelbarrow”, “Sistine Chapel” and “Dead Roses”. I thought about writing some futuristic exciting adventure. Instead I am doing the opposite. Why? Coz I am just crazy like that! Anyway, here we go, seeContinue reading “The real story of the first flight. Kinda.”

Be kind to an idiot week

Would anyone mind awfully going to http://www.thebestofblogs.com/2008/05/13/funniest-blog-vote-here-2/ and clicking my site and then the vote button? Good things will happen to you. Now send this to everyone in your address book in the next 5 minutes. Send to more then 1000, you will win the lottery. Send to more then 100, I will win the lottery andContinue reading “Be kind to an idiot week”

Kenneth: A woolly mammoth’s big adventure.

Ah yes. It is story time children. Today’s words were supplied by Mikiye who obviously looked around her apartment and listed what she had laying about. The words? Well there is “Arachibutyrophobia” (Google it!), “Geisha” (DONT Google it), “Woolly Mammoth” (Your choice, but kinda obvious) and “Tin Foil” (like she has that in her apartment??? Continue reading “Kenneth: A woolly mammoth’s big adventure.”