Well then. Mrs T has kindly given me some words to write a story with. Naturally, being a mother and someone of a terribly sensible nature, as you can imagine, the are long complex serious words. They are: Bottom cream, Nipples, Latex gloves and Adolf Hitler. Naturally. Anyway, here we go. A long time ago inContinue reading “Moisturise your own behind, tommy swinehund”
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The Names P.I Hamster. Mad Cow Investigator.
Before I start this post, I thought I would mention that in the last week, I have had at least 3 searches a day for people searching for Hamster Porn. WHY!!! Why are people searching for it? Look for normal porn if you need to search for something! Or….do Hamsters have their own PC’s now? Continue reading “The Names P.I Hamster. Mad Cow Investigator.”
A video post? Really? Is it funny?
I am not going to lie to you. It isnt even a humour video. Well, it is. But it isn’t. You know what I mean? It is a video showing the difference between football players and rugby players. Or overpaid pansies compared to how how a bloke should be. And it explains my love ofContinue reading “A video post? Really? Is it funny?”
The 100th post already? Really? Lets have a convention!
Actually, no. This is the 101st post. But I removed an old one as I got bored with removing spam from it. But it was only the one saying it was my birthday so it didn’t really belong on the site, thus this is the true 100th post. And next year if you forget myContinue reading “The 100th post already? Really? Lets have a convention!”
You were searching for what? The Rose edition.
Ah yes. It must be Saturday, which can mean a lot of things. But today, it means I shall write the next installment of “You were searching for what?”. Unlike other times when it was done on search terms that found my site, this time I have spiced it up a little. I have coveredContinue reading “You were searching for what? The Rose edition.”
It seems like a load of balls to me.
Young Don over at…erm…some site he does, gave me the following to work with for a story. “rhododendron”, “tarn”, “osteopath” and the phrase “Go for it big boy!”. Although I am not sure if the phrase was him giving me a phrase to work with, or he has heard the rumours about me putting onContinue reading “It seems like a load of balls to me.”
The beginning of the end…
Pull up a chair. Lets have a chat about about some stuff. How have you been? Really? Was it fun? And how are the kids? The rest of the family? And the animals? Thats good to hear. Well, I think that covers the pleasentries. I have been busy. Work is taking up a lot of timeContinue reading “The beginning of the end…”
A random array of inexplicable crap
Starey starey stare. Staring at the screen at 4am in the morning with my iPod, my phone and some Vaseline. Don’t ask why I have an ipod please. As I sit here I find myself wondering “Hmmm. What shall I write about”. I mean, there is a fat hedgehog in the news which is onContinue reading “A random array of inexplicable crap”
Once more with feeling.
I feel like it has only been 9 days since I did this last, but I can’t help it. It is free material. Unlike the other material I do, which is also free. Anyway, I am not sure where I was going with that. Once again, I tender for your approval the next batch ofContinue reading “Once more with feeling.”
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