Lets talk about “cheese”. Actually, lets talk about “Hamsters”. No…lets talk about “porn” instead. Ah screw it. What about the word “spiritual”. Well, I can’t decide. But thanks to Jim, or is it The Movie Whore? Or even “Dude. Do NOT do that. It is starting to smell”, I don’t have to choose. Because theyContinue reading “It is like a spiritual gorgonzola”
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It’s almost a joke.
Knock Knock. Whose there? It’s the police. *SMASH* GET ON THE FLOOR. NOBODY MOVE. and in they come. But then, if you are a woman in your 50’s and your house is a dirty drug den, what do you expect to happen? Oh. Except in this case, the woman was 100% innocent and they gotContinue reading “It’s almost a joke.”
Stuff
You can call me lazy. Hell, you can call me Shirley if you want. But rather then write a long post about whatever strange weird stuff is in my head, I thought I would just do small snippets of recent news. Yeah I know. I thought I was awesomely different too! According to THISnews story, a 13 year oldContinue reading “Stuff”
It is a chocolatey sideshow of prickly goodness
My apologies for my absence. Man flu you know. Horrible it is. Ache I do. Sneeze lots I do. Lose ability to write proper sentence, happen has. Infact, I still feel rough as sandpaper toilet roll, so dont go expecting the usual rubbish. This could well hit a new low! So. Whats the story? Well, Pinky (who it seems is hasContinue reading “It is a chocolatey sideshow of prickly goodness”
I have decided…
…that it is about time I told some of you where to go. Because I think you need to hear it. I and I am going to tell you why. I spend all my spare some of my time surfing. This is a small list of some of the places I go. And please feel free toContinue reading “I have decided…”
You were searching for what? Part Deux
***Don’t forget the COMPETITION. Time is running out.*** Having watched the incoming Google searches the last couple of days, I figured it was time to get the ball rolling on part two of the “You were searching for what?” series. Same rule applies. The text in the between the ” ” have found my site. Obviously feelContinue reading “You were searching for what? Part Deux”
Ooohhh… A Line! *JUMP!*
As young Mr Floog mentioned in a comment to yesterdays post, I had crossed the line. The post in question was regarding sucking sweaty socks. This, from a man who had me shot in the head in a post he wrote HERE. So I figured while I am already over this side of the line, IContinue reading “Ooohhh… A Line! *JUMP!*”
It is not exactly mushroom material. But it should be.
Stinky socks. Toe fungus. Harold. You see, I ask for words to write a post about, but I also enjoy the reading just what on earth is in someones head. And in the head of Kay Four, (Kay Four? As in Kay Four is better then Jeff Five? I should Ask Jeeves) there seems toContinue reading “It is not exactly mushroom material. But it should be.”
A competition you say?
I feel like a giggle. And I feel generous. Kinda. It depends on your definition of generous. What would you do for one of these: Answers on a postcard, or by comment. If you do whatever it is and is deemed funny or original enough, I will send you a T-Shirt*. You can supply theContinue reading “A competition you say?”
The very messed up history of a word.
A special thanks to Mr Owusu who supplied the words to confuse the hell out of me and make me write a story about. He was one of the first people I spoke to in Bloggerland. Now, all these long and winding 5 months down the road, he goes and gives me words like Philosophy, BumContinue reading “The very messed up history of a word.”
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