Author Archives: Sy

Something worse then the knife and gun culture?

I don’t want to get in to the politics of knife and gun crime as this is a humour site (yeah I know.  Well, *I* find it funny…).  But I need to talk about the new criminal “fashion”.  Yes.  It seems the days of guns and knife crime being a street problem are fading outContinue reading “Something worse then the knife and gun culture?”

News from the frontline: Let battle commence.

As you know, the fruitarians and the animals are at war.  If you don’t know…well, go read THIS post and it will alllllll make sense.  This is a report from the frontline.  Some of the images may not be suitable for minors as they show the rigours of war. The sheep led by a coalition ofContinue reading “News from the frontline: Let battle commence.”

Whinge whinge whinge whinge whinge.

Sorry.  I don’t like doing these posts, and this is only really the what…third time in 80+ posts?  But I feel a need to do it.  2 things are bothering me. 1 seriously, and the other annoyingly. Numero Uno: As you know, I am a little “anti-celebrity”.  This is not a blanket statement.  I do likeContinue reading “Whinge whinge whinge whinge whinge.”

Would you like one hump or two you gorgeous sexy thing you?

Hello treacle.  Gis a kiss lover.  *grrrooowwll*   Fact:  Having “relationships of an intimate nature” with an animal or animals is illegal. Fact:  Thinking that your pet is beautiful or handsome in more of a way then “look at his/her little face!  So precious!” is plain wrong, and you need to seek medical help.  Your petContinue reading “Would you like one hump or two you gorgeous sexy thing you?”