The names Woxy. Foxy Woxy. But you can call me Alan. This is my true story. It is a story of a once blossoming friendship which turned to me being stabbed in the back and my once good friend abusing me in the name of money. That’s me. It had been a pretty long day atContinue reading “I may be wiley, but I know my rights…”
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Is it really a load of bull? Part 1
I have read two news stories tonight. One was about a cow misbehaving, and the other a bull misbehaving. To look at the stories HERE and HERE, you will see they seem very unrelated incidents in two different countries over a period of time longer then 18 seconds apart. Or are they? I uncovered evidence thatContinue reading “Is it really a load of bull? Part 1”
Your input is called upon.
So I have managed to track down the hamster. As in my last interview, I had said he was dead as I had not heard from him. I am going to interview him in the next day or so, and thought you might want to ask it some questions. So, go ahead. Anything you wannaContinue reading “Your input is called upon.”
My wife made me do it.
My wife decided to get in on the whole giving me words to write about. Her choices of words were: murder, point made, beach bum and a tomato box as a home. I asked her where she was in her head when she thought of these, and she replied “In a tomato box on aContinue reading “My wife made me do it.”
The interview of the century…
…is not this one. But this is an interview with yours truly. With questions submitted by you guys. So what I am saying is… if you don’t like the content, they are your questions!! First up is Anca who kindly didn’t send in questions which all center around the hamster. Even in his death, he seems toContinue reading “The interview of the century…”
Hi, my name is Stinky McPoopieHead…and other stuff.
According to THIS article, children who have been given strange names by their celebrity parents tend to do better in life. New research suggests that odd names such as Princess Tiaamii or Peaches can be an advantage. I have not yet consulted, nor told my wife that our child will be called “PurpleLilly ShankWobbler”, but IContinue reading “Hi, my name is Stinky McPoopieHead…and other stuff.”
Sugar and Spice
It is hard to write a post without messing about in it, so I tried hard. We went to the hospital this morning to have the next baby scan. While walking out, there was a sign that reads “Hearing tests: Please knock”. Are they going to hear you? What about a flashing light instead! ButContinue reading “Sugar and Spice”
An Interview with the SiteWriter
Here is a different idea to the interviews I have been doing. Unfortunately it needs audience participation. To that means YOU then. And it requires an imagination; which being the people that read this must be as mad as a Jack in a Box on LSD, I think you can do it. So. As meContinue reading “An Interview with the SiteWriter”
It all seems a little CD to me.
“If music be the food of love, play on”. That is a well known saying by a man who wore clothes which made him look stupid. (No, it is not Gok Wang. He might dress like someone with the IQ of an omeba and be excruciatingly annoying, but the chances of him talking instead of dribblingContinue reading “It all seems a little CD to me.”
The Easter Bunny: An Eggstra Special Interview
In between his hectic schedule this week, I got the mother of all interviews. I am hoping that this bunny is going to be a little more co-operative then the last bunny I interviewed. So without taking too much of his time up, let me introduce today’s very special guest. The Easter Bunny. From his roots, JeffContinue reading “The Easter Bunny: An Eggstra Special Interview”
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