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The Tale of the Mothers Day Explosion.

Today was Mothers Day in the UK. I know that most of the world have it on the 11th May, but how is this my issue if you can’t get it right. Or is it some ploy to watch us have it and then you remember it in May? Like some big build up? TheContinue reading “The Tale of the Mothers Day Explosion.”

You look stupid. I don’t.

There are some jobs I will never do. Elephant Condom Putter on’er is one example. Another is be a bodyguard for any of the British Royal Family (coz I wouldn’t want to waste my blood) and yet another is a “Stlye Guru”. Hell, I don’t even want to do IT like I do now. I only doContinue reading “You look stupid. I don’t.”

So do I put this on your trunk or your…

It is quite a sad news story to be honest. They want to cull Elephants in South Africa because there are too many of them. This is understandable. Africa is just a small island after all (once you take away the whole “it is huge with wide empty spaces” bit. There are also too manyContinue reading “So do I put this on your trunk or your…”

Would you like some soap with your dinner?

Every weekend, if I am not going out enjoying the hectic social event that is my life (you should probably read “He doesn’t go out much” in to that line), I settle down in front of the TV. And promptly turn it off. Why? Because Saturday night TV resembles sticking an ice pick in yourContinue reading “Would you like some soap with your dinner?”

Activist this you sucker.

I have decided this post is very angry compared to my usual standards. So when you are done, or before you start, go here. It will make you and me feel better!! Activists. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing. Great song. Shame it was so rubbish. I like activists. When I say “like”, IContinue reading “Activist this you sucker.”

It’s a shiny metal person you say? And you think I care?

I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care. No really, I don’t care. I am talking about the Oscars. I didn’t even know they were last night. But now I am forced to endure watching it on Sky News with the sound down and a machine making up the words as it goes alongContinue reading “It’s a shiny metal person you say? And you think I care?”

What a load of feces…

*** I apologise to any new readers. This wont be my best post, but I wrote it and had nothing better to post today! *** Just to be no different to every other post, I am going to talk crap. Well, actually I am going to talk *about* crap. Why? you may ask. Why not!Continue reading “What a load of feces…”

Wheel is Turning Hamster is Dead

I bought a couple of domain names in order to move this blog to newer pasteu…pastue…places. I know you are feeling the excitement as much as I am. I wish I could be there to share it with you, but alas…you are on your own on this one. I have my own worries in life.Continue reading “Wheel is Turning Hamster is Dead”

Stupid Island Boarding Call

It is with great sadness that I write this post. It is sad because it is about a place where I was born and spent the first 20 years of my life. And the local government; the people who created my education, are going to the stupid island. The article reads: A Kent council hasContinue reading “Stupid Island Boarding Call”

I don’t get it.

So what are they trying to saying? I hate ad campaigns that hide the real meaning, or really beat about the bush and don’t get to the point. I spent the last 20 minutes on it and have got no further. I am pretty sure it is an advert for some exotic vegetable, but IContinue reading “I don’t get it.”