Author Archives: Sy

As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut. There is nothing too unusual about this! The heavens are a huge mystery which we won’t learn much more about in my lifetime. Therefore, every valentines day, I would send valentines cards to all the women that had been in space hoping to find someone IContinue reading “My Valentines Cards went to the wrong “heavens””

I hate advertisements. But, because God hates Kittens, especially the really cute ones, they are a part of our every day life and we cant escape them. So as you cant escape them, then at least have an input in to what you would like to see. Today I was doing stuff. It was fun.Continue reading “If you scratch my back, I will eat your sandwich.”

I know that this blog isnt about posting videos and is supposed to be about stuff I see etc…but when a nugget like this comes along, it is rude to not share! Perhaps I should have posted it under my shhhh…I See Stupid People post. Yeah I know you shouldn’t laugh at other peoples misfortune,Continue reading “Tastes a little like chicken…”

According to a recent report I made up in my head, for every day that passes, I am one day closer to being removed from this mortal coil we call life. According to the same report it is the same for everybody; including you. Scary isn’t it! Although, for some of us it comes soonerContinue reading “*shhhh* I see stupid people…”

I get a lot of spare time on my hands. Therefore, on top of the awesome story that is my life, sometimes I have to lower myself to menial chores. Today’s menial chore was to look at Google Trends. See who people are searching for most that day. Here are the top 5: 1. mikeContinue reading “When I were a lad, there was none of this popular nonsence.”

During the makings of a very impressive dinner last night, I got the leg of lamb out of the fridge, removed it from the packaging and turned the oven on. Hmmm…what to put it on. Let me check the packaging. Ohhh…ummm…hmmmm…that’s pretty much ruined dinner for me. How the hell do I get my ovenContinue reading “Any chance you can cremate this lamb joint for me?”

It’s no good. I cant hide my secret I have been protecting for so many years any longer. It is time to come out of the proverbial closet and tell you my biggest grievance. I HATE reality TV. Phew! That feels better. I have been hiding that nugget of information for so long now, itContinue reading “In reality, it’s a load of rubbish”

I think I am pregnant. Yes I know that a man cant get pregnant, but I really think I am. There are just too many similarities going on here to brush it aside and say “your being silly!”. I have done extensive research on this matter. My research involved googling some random words and acceptingContinue reading “You can milk a turkey cant you?”

“It is not very good is it. Now we are stranded here and I don’t know when we will take off. What are we supposed to do?” That line is courtesy of one of the cretins on the TV who are not happy that their flight was delayed because 130+ people could have died inContinue reading “Where’s my taser remote…”

There is a conspiracy going on in the food world. I don’t know what it is but I think it needs investigating. It might be subliminal messaging in the ads, or they are putting out shows to the susceptical people in the world and I am one of the weak minded fools being dragged in.Continue reading “Can I have a side of heart attack with that?”