Author Archives: Sy

I need to whinge. Why? Because it makes me feel special, wanted and gives me a fuzzy sensation that I otherwise only get from…well, you have a think about it and put your ideas on the comments section below. The winner gets the honour of being right. So. My whinge. As I sit here, theContinue reading “Vicariously your’s, Sy.”

“Drink in moderation”. The phrase sends a spine tingling sensation down areas that aren’t even my spine. OK, so sometimes it feels nice and makes me happy, but we are getting away from the point here. It is a phrase that is all too often used by those who have no real grasp on realityContinue reading “Moderation for the nation”

Dammit. This blog is practically turning into a “How to diet” blog, but this news story was just too hard to pass by. ——————- DISCLAIMER. It is not gonna be a pretty post. If you have a quite vivid imagination, it is not going to be without it’s downsides. Also not recommended while enjoying aContinue reading “Have cork, will travel.”

Is it me, or are they assuming that we don’t know that bread is the perfect thing for making sandwiches and toast? I have been using CD cases until now as it held the filling in, but maybe this is the miracle I have been waiting for! I am sure that it is on thereContinue reading “No S&%t Sherlock!”

OK, I give up. What am I doing wrong? I have never been in a strike and I want to be. Everyone else seems to be able to. Every time I open up a news site, someone else is going on strike. We have the police wanting to go on strike over having to arrestContinue reading “Yes I know that’s what I agreed in my contract, but…”

Finally the day I have been hoping for the whole of my adult life has arrived. Today I read a story that a “little” alcohol every day can be healthy. Isn’t that just the best news? OK, so they actually say a little alcohol combined with a healthy active lifestyle ‘may’ be the best recipeContinue reading “No dinner for me. Only fluids the doctor said.”

The power of advertising and marketing is an impressive thing. You can get a complete waste of space ex-reality TV “star” (I use the term so loosely it could fall off of the planet) or someone of equal uber un-intelligence plastered in front of your face making you spend your hard earned money. I amContinue reading “I think the DVD player fancies me…”

The endless whining. Begging. Pleading. The confusion. The crying. The “why is it happening to me?” and the “What did I do to deserve this?” noises. Does that sound familiar? Should it? Because I am talking about a cat. If it somehow relates to your life, move along. This post will be of no useContinue reading “Should I cure her itch?”

My body is a temple. Unfortunately for me, it is the temple of doom. Indiana Jones wouldn’t be able to sort this mess out! I don’t have anything resembling a 6 pack. I have a small(ish) brewery for a stomach. Before my wife got pregnant, I had been known to have a drink a coupleContinue reading “Charity starts with a cough.”

“You mark my words young man!” and “You’ll eat your words!”. How many people have heard those lines. OK, so you might be female, so it might be “younglady” instead of “young man”, but you get the gist. Don’t make it difficult for difficults sake! I have finally found the two statements will indeed comeContinue reading “OI! Get my P out of your mouth!”