Category Archives: General Madness

I am back.  After my very long hiatus…ok, so a little over a week…of driving around small country roads on holiday, I return.  I can hear the fanfare in the distance.  Sounds like someone is having a party.  I wish I was invited.  Instead I am writing this for you.  And do you appreciate it? Continue reading “Travis the SatNav of Dooooom – Part 1”

I may have to change the name  and location of this site.  It will be hosted by Afterlife Enterprises and to get there you just need to go to your local voodoo store and grab a ouija board.  OK, so the updates will be a little slow because they are spelt out letter by letter, but atContinue reading “Ouiji Board Turning, Sy Possibly Dead”

Do you remember when you were a kid (or maybe you are still?) and you went to a party and got given a party bag at the end?  It was almost always the same.  You would get a whistle, a chewy sweet and maybe one of those bottles where you take out the lid and blowContinue reading “I have given you a bag of crap. Be happy!”

  It’s always the same.  You are great friends with someone and then one day you have an argument, pull down his trousers and bite a chunk of his penis off.  Because obviously why wouldn’t you?  I mean if you want to get violent, why stick to the punching and kicking when you can insteadContinue reading “We are all friends here, so have a bite of my sausage.”

And part two of the last post.  In case you are new to the site and cant be bothered to read the post previous to this, the words in the ” ” are quotes found in the list of keywords used in Google to find this site.  The rest…that’s just me being rude/obnoxious/sexy/awesome…delete as appropriate.   Now,Continue reading “More fun with Search Engine Results – Part 2”

As I have enough material to write either one very long post (and I know you get bored easily…) or two shorter posts (you still get bored, but you get to leave quicker…and it saves me having to write another post in a few days), I have gone for the two post lazy option. Same rules asContinue reading “More fun with Search Engine Results – Part 1”

  It’s unlikely that you are thinking “So.  Why has Sy put up a photo of a raccoon giving it large to a basset hound?” but on the off chance that you are, it is because I was searching Google Images for an image for this post, and well, I found it.  So now IContinue reading “You go out, you get drunk…and you remove your penis with a raccoon.”

***NOTE*** This was an April Fools joke post, but since then I have seen hits from WD40  and now their PR company coming to the page.  If someone is taking this too seriously, someone needs to lighten up a little! ***END OF NOTE*** Well, when I say “like”, I mean “it is being”. Yup, a longContinue reading “It’s like the site being sued by a big corporation”

It’s no real surprise that in a recent poll, I found out that my intelligence level is that of a chemical soup short of evolution.  Which explains some stuff I guess.  Having a forename of Simon started it all.  I only use Sy because it makes me attractive to the opposite sex.  Sadly, so far the only oppositeContinue reading “It’s not that I am a little simple…but…”

A site has decided to review my site.  Now I know what you are thinking.  You are thinking “Why the hell do I come to this site? Ooohh yeah, it is the enlightening information that Sy lays upon us”.  But on the off chance that you are thinking “Oh here we go.  It’s all aboutContinue reading “Flattering Site Reviews Make Me All Tingly Inside.”