Category Archives: General Madness

Before I do this post, I would like to draw your attention to something my wife said last night.  “I haven’t tossed, so go in from the bottom”.  So many connotations.  Luckily in this instance she was talking salads. ***Warning:  This post is not suitable for anyone who isn’t getting “any” at the moment.  ItContinue reading “Are we all in the wrong profession?”

Before I get to the actual post, I just need to ask a question.  It is a serious question, so if anyone has the answer, please put it in the comments section.  Here in Blighty, our news channels follow American politics constantly (because ours is messed up, so we may as well check on howContinue reading “The smell is making my eyes water…”

See, to you it looks like mindless begging for votes.  But to me, it is way worse.  It is begging in the most pathetic way.  But I need the votes people!  I am 2% ahead at the moment which was at 10% just 54 years ago.  Could you hit the vote button once a day?  AndContinue reading “Yes I know.”

It is a quiet night at work, and there is just NOTHING on the TV at the moment, and Oneida has tagged me, so hey…why not! Last Movie You Saw In A Theater: Eesh.  Cinema?  Ummm.  Lets just say you read this after the 22nd May, and it was Indiana Jones and the whatever itContinue reading “I feel all tagged.”

You have voted today right? I am an artist.  And as an artist, I like to work in the quiet with a blank canvas.  In the case of this post, my blank canvas is watching the TV which has a film about cheerleaders on it.  Dont expect much from this post OK?  Because…well…my head is in a VERYContinue reading “You might need insurance to read this post.”

Actually, no.  This is the 101st post.  But I removed an old one as I got bored with removing spam from it.  But it was only the one saying it was my birthday so it didn’t really belong on the site, thus this is the true 100th post.  And next year if you forget myContinue reading “The 100th post already? Really? Lets have a convention!”

As young Mr Floog mentioned in a comment to yesterdays post, I had crossed the line.  The post in question was regarding sucking sweaty socks.  This, from a man who had me shot in the head in a post he wrote HERE.  So I figured while I am already over this side of the line, IContinue reading “Ooohhh… A Line! *JUMP!*”

As you know, the fruitarians and the animals are at war.  If you don’t know…well, go read THIS post and it will alllllll make sense.  This is a report from the frontline.  Some of the images may not be suitable for minors as they show the rigours of war. The sheep led by a coalition ofContinue reading “News from the frontline: Let battle commence.”

Happy Saturday young readers of the interweb thing.  Yes OK.  It is currently 11:49pm here in the UK and will be Sunday by the time I post, so I am hoping that my friends from another timezone will read this.  For everyone else…Happy Sunday!  Depending on time, tomorrow’s post will be from the frontline inContinue reading “You were looking for what???”

Hello treacle.  Gis a kiss lover.  *grrrooowwll*   Fact:  Having “relationships of an intimate nature” with an animal or animals is illegal. Fact:  Thinking that your pet is beautiful or handsome in more of a way then “look at his/her little face!  So precious!” is plain wrong, and you need to seek medical help.  Your petContinue reading “Would you like one hump or two you gorgeous sexy thing you?”