General Madness – Page 16

The hamster speaks…

I am not sure why you wanted to hear from the deserter, but after he came back begging to get back on the wheel, he begged for me to do this interview with him. Obviously because he wants the pity vote from you people. I also just noticed that Hamster and Deserter are almost the same word,Continue reading “The hamster speaks…”

Is it really a load of bull? Part 1

I have read two news stories tonight. One was about a cow misbehaving, and the other a bull misbehaving. To look at the stories HERE and HERE, you will see they seem very unrelated incidents in two different countries over a period of time longer then 18 seconds apart. Or are they? I uncovered evidence thatContinue reading “Is it really a load of bull? Part 1”

Your input is called upon.

So I have managed to track down the hamster. As in my last interview, I had said he was dead as I had not heard from him. I am going to interview him in the next day or so, and thought you might want to ask it some questions. So, go ahead. Anything you wannaContinue reading “Your input is called upon.”

Hi, my name is Stinky McPoopieHead…and other stuff.

According to THIS article, children who have been given strange names by their celebrity parents tend to do better in life. New research suggests that odd names such as Princess Tiaamii or Peaches can be an advantage. I have not yet consulted, nor told my wife that our child will be called “PurpleLilly ShankWobbler”, but IContinue reading “Hi, my name is Stinky McPoopieHead…and other stuff.”

An Interview with the SiteWriter

Here is a different idea to the interviews I have been doing. Unfortunately it needs audience participation. To that means YOU then. And it requires an imagination; which being the people that read this must be as mad as a Jack in a Box on LSD, I think you can do it. So. As meContinue reading “An Interview with the SiteWriter”

National Elephant Day. Show Everyone Your Nuts

On March 13th in Thailand, it was National Elephant Day. As THIS link shows, it seems to be about young Thai ladies in dresses and Elephants doing paintings. What is not shown is the possibility that the “ladies” could well be doing a little “tucking back”. If you know what I mean. But that isContinue reading “National Elephant Day. Show Everyone Your Nuts”

It’s a Bugs Life: The Exclusive Interview

Continuing in my series of interviews, I am happy to say that today I have an icon of the Silver and Small Screen. A guy that has a tail so short and furry that ladies just want to powder their nose with it. It is none other then Bugs Bunny! Bugs has been kind enoughContinue reading “It’s a Bugs Life: The Exclusive Interview”

Winnie the Pooh Arrested for Honeypot Theft.

I always knew there was something shifty about Winnie the Pooh. He has shifty eyes, and there is something not quite right about him. The way he carried himself, and the posse he hung around with. I guess this story was always going to happen. And now it has. About a year ago he gotContinue reading “Winnie the Pooh Arrested for Honeypot Theft.”

Scooby-Doo impaled my orange with a unicorn

(I will upload the image when I get home. Oh, and when I have found one suitable.) My apologies for my last post. I read it again today and really did think it was rubbish! I hope to make amends with this post. But then again… The words “Oranges”, “Romania”, “Scooby-Doo”, and “Unicorn” followed byContinue reading “Scooby-Doo impaled my orange with a unicorn”

An experiment in the experimental

Due to a bout of tiredness, lack of humour and the fact I am watching “I am Legend” which I thought was going to be a film about me; there will be no post tonight. OK, so that is a lie as you are reading this. But you get the idea. Instead, to decide onContinue reading “An experiment in the experimental”