Category Archives: General Madness

Well.  That is Easter over and done with.  A holiday about greedy money making corporations trying to kill a poor defenceless bunny.  Sure, religion got on the bandwagon and tried to outdo the poor bunny with the “Our guy got nailed to a cross” thing, but that isn’t realistic.  Thus the bunny story is moreContinue reading “No, That is the wrong imaginary chocolate. Said the Easter Bunny to the Tooth Fairy. Never.”

Well.  It seems that after the previous post written by the guest blogger of my rabbit, one of my cats has decided she wants to get in on the action.  Some facts on her: Her name is Charlie. She is small black cat.  She was around before my daughters were born.  She got knocked upContinue reading “Dont watch me when I take a pee. I feel uncomfortable.”

It seems that in today’s “blogging world” that a guest post is of paramount importance.  And not something to do with the writer being too lazy to put up their own post that day.  It is a way to get others point of view across and hope that they bring readers with them to your site.  Continue reading “An alternate point of view by a balloon shagging bunny”

Well.  Here is a turn of events I wasn’t expecting. There I was, minding my own business last night, mucking about with Elmee the bunny.  When she grabbed my hand, had a little nibble….and started to hump my arm. I thought Elmee was a girl. Maybe Elmee is a girl.  According to Google, the littleContinue reading “I am gonna need a tougher balloon.”

Well, as we march merrily in to the middle of January, multiple new years resolutions are already buggered.  Some haven’t started yet.  Some are in full swing…and some are in full swing but are starting to get boring already. I considered giving up alcohol for the month of January.  Then I remembered I have 2Continue reading “I wag fat at you when I am drunk and happy.”

Happy new ye….hang on…are you one of those that didn’t send me a Merry Christmas! comment?  If you are, I have gone off of you.  If you aren’t, I apologise and will finish what I started at the beginning of the paragraph: ar! But if you ARE….oohhh…me and you…we have fallen out. Well, here weContinue reading “That clucking mouse needs to give up the drinking.”

As I sit here…open the Admin page of the site and read this in the dashboard: Newest Plugins That’s What She Said That’s What She Said is a feminist plugin that lives discreetly in your WordPress dashboard inspiring you with quotes by notable women. I cant help but think “Wow…I could offend a few peopleContinue reading “Christmas Ramblings. Just ask Stuart.”

At the risk of jumping aboard the bandwagon here, I am quite excited about the end of the world.  Sure, the Mayans have played it down…while all moving in to secret underground bunkers hundreds of years ago.  I mean, you don’t REALLY think they mostly got wiped out do you? And NASA have released aContinue reading “…and I feel fine.”

It’s coming.  Can you feel it?  No…not the end of the world rubbish, I will probably save that for a latter post.  I mean, you all did so well with the 12/12/12 12:12:12 thing.  I saw all of 2 posts adorn my Facebook wall like an unwelcome fart in a broken down lift.  I amContinue reading “…and the knee bones connected to the weirdo.”

Men.  Beware.  It has come to my attention that today is, according to a whole host of news reports, the best day for a woman to fall pregnant.  I am not kidding here.  Go to one of those places where you can find loads of information about stuff you aren’t always interested in…no not your motherContinue reading “An Important Warning To All Men”