Category Archives: General Madness

As we rapidly approach the 12th December – I say rapidly, it is actually going at the regular speed of time except that I really wanted to use the word rapidly – we are nearing that gullible time where my Facebook wall becomes a torrent of “This wont happen again for another 3492887556758 years” andContinue reading “12th of the 12th of the 12th. Facebook crap status ahoy!”

It has, in the last week or so, turned what can be described as “a little chilly”.  That first day of scraping ice instead of bird sh*t off of your car like you get to do in summer arrives.  And then from that happy utopia that is England comes a large pile of doggie doodoo and everyoneContinue reading “I saw a horse wearing that exact same coat you moaning git.”

There are many things I will never understand in this world.  Why I am ill when I have already been ill this year already is one thing.  Women is another. Sure, I could tell you all about my glands being all swollen in my throat (the other gland is asleep unwilling to play) and how muchContinue reading “Does my butt oink in this dress?”

Come on.  Tell me you don’t want to get involved.  Come on…honestly.  You do don’t you: Suuure, it is a joke that those crazies over in Ireland put up and may turn a little messy…but they make some great alcohol so who the hell am I to complain? But I honestly think if promoted correctly this couldContinue reading “Peculiar Posterior Patting Picture Promotes Punching”

Someone in Korea woke up one morning and thought “I am going to make a theme park about toilets.” so he did. I don’t know for sure, but I am fairly confident that he watched Field of Dreams with the ever dreary Costner and had his own “build it and they will come” moment exceptContinue reading “…and this one floats because it has armbands on.”

VS   Before I start…is that Smeagol behind Obama with his weird little hands getting hold of his precious?  Something isn’t right…. Anyway.  Why a picture of a racoon and Obama.  Let me begin. Q: What do the US Presidential Elections and Crazy Raccoon Sex have in common? I should mention here that I don’tContinue reading “American President in Racoon Sex Scandal. Kinda. Not Confirmed.”

It is with deep regret that I need to inform you that today is a very very sad day.  Not like Saturday which was a very fun day, nor like Sunday which was an OK day until the evening.  But today is Monday.  Not even that, at the moment it is 7am Monday morning.  WhichContinue reading “Mondays. The Benjamin Button of the Bee World – Honey not included.”

According to a news story which, if you prefer to read it rather than the cack I come up with, is right HERE, a man in New Zealand walked in to A&E, had an x-ray and got it confirmed that he had an eel stuck in his rectum. Now, call me crazy, but if IContinue reading “Eel seeks Bottom for Spriggy Asparagus Loving”

Because I feel the need to punish myself a little more than I have been with the crazy races I have been running, I decided to join a gym.  The reason is that my upper body contains more fat than Donald Duck shortly after he has been plucked and placed in to a roasting tin, but beforeContinue reading “Grunt. Oooff. Grrr. Look at me…I am AMAZING!”

I bought a bunny. A white fluffy baby bunny. A white cute, fluffy, baby wabbit. It is pure white and has red eyes.  (So at least it takes after me with the eyes) It is called Elmer (as in “ooohh…I am gonna git that pesky wabbit).  I am referring to it as “it” because IContinue reading “Bunny vs Human in Apocalyptic Nightmare Vision”