Category Archives: General Madness

Well that is that then.  Christmas 2011.  All the build up, the shops bombarding you with great offers.  TV ads  pounding their way in to your head to try to convince you to buy varying amounts of crap all in the name of “This years must have” item.   Then..like a mouse farting in theContinue reading “If a mouse farts in a wood and nobody is around, does it make a sound?”

**Apologies, the site ate the last copy…this is a repost. if you read it before, its just as bad as before but doesn’t have this paragraph in it. My bad. Sorry.** It’s nearly the end of the year.  As is customary on many a TV station, radio station, news website and indeed personal blog, peopleContinue reading “falalalala lala laaaa laaaaahhhhhh. Buy me stuff.”

Yes yes.  I know.  Yet again it is months between posts.  But I will be honest…I have been busy.  Not just busy, but VERY busy.  I would list all the things I have been doing, but it would take me so long to make stuff up to make me look sexy that it is just notContinue reading “Tree sick: Not only good for the skin, but gives your clothes a nice aroma too.”

I have never been to Switzerland. Not for any reason other than “I have never been to Switzerland”. It was never high on my list of go to places.  The toilet is high on my list of go to places.  As is bed.  And the pub.  Switzerland just wasn’t. Until recently. They have lots ofContinue reading “I’ll take the girl in room 2…and a mouthful of sausage please.”

I need a new job.  One where I can release the things in my head in to the public domain, but get paid for it.  Sure, I do the first part on this site, but it actually costs me money…and you lot never ever email me saying “Hey…Sy….I want to send you £1000 for beingContinue reading “carrot wearing madman seeks 2 minute noodles for loving friendship”

Amongst the weird world of instant messenger conversations I had (see previous post), I also had one with someone who shall be called “Other Participant” because…well, that is what they asked to be referred to as.  I am guessing it has something to do with the illuminati being after them or some such and theyContinue reading “When i said i would take it to the grave…”

I think it is fair to say that I require constant attention.  I don’t mean that in that vain “I am soooo pretty…talk to me!” way…coz…well…I am a balding ugly 36 year old male.  So short of looking in one of those comedy mirrors and seeing something that doesn’t exist, I cant say that beingContinue reading “Take me to the glue factory for processing”

And as another month passes as I don’t do anything on this site, I figure I should give you guys a carrot to keep coming back.  Or a stick to beat me with?  I dunno.  But just like the email I got a few days ago from someone saying “I am not going to comeContinue reading “Fun with Google search results”

There has been an epic battle raging in my house for a few years.  The battle between the important people (us humans) and my cats.  Or my pets as I may call them.  But not for long if the idiots in this news story have anything to say about it:   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381136/Calling-animals-pets-insulting-Should-companions-claim-animal-rights-academics.html I mean really.Continue reading “Sorry…are those your entrails between my toes”

I have on occasion in the past been maybe a little “against” things.  Religion is one.  Vegetarianism is another. Why?  Because I am right.  It’s not often I can say that.  Normally on making a statement I believe to be 100% true, it is followed shortly after by the words “Sorry sweetie.  I know.  IContinue reading “Throw a cucumber at an old man. You will go to heaven.”