Category Archives: General Madness

Ah yes.  Christmas.  The time when the TV shows an abundance of crap adverts (compared to normal?).  But this time of year it seems to be every other ad is for some fragrance or another.  I now feel I need to wear something or other that I shouldn’t be.  It is for women.  But itContinue reading “I am as hip as a replacement.”

I read a news story this morning that said “Researchers find that exercise is no aid to period pain”.  I am sorry, but even being a man, I can promise you that exercise most definitely DOES help with period pain.  Whenever my wife hits that time, I ALWAYS go out and exercise.  I feel so muchContinue reading “If you cant sleep in a bed of cat puke, what CAN you do?”

So the site turned 2 years old a few days ago.  I completely missed it.  I didn’t get it a card.  Nor a cake (and I like cake!).  When I logged in this evening, it looked at me unloved.  I tried to explain that I don’t care, but it wasn’t having any of it.  SoContinue reading “Lots of doing and less watching makes for more fun and learning.”

My nuts hurt. I mean that figuratively, but if you ever want to know about any aches and pains I have in my groinal area, you are gonna have to let me know.  Or maybe I will just blurt it out while talking about the story of Snow White or something. But they hurt becauseContinue reading “Assume the position….aaaand kick. Hard.”

I am hoping this site doesn’t turn in to “Adventures in ExerciseLand”, but at the moment…that is about all I do.  Well, that and abide by the not going within 400ft of Megan Fox.  I don’t understand why the court were so harsh.  So I sent her a token of my love.  In some cultures, roadkillContinue reading “If I had known, I would have used some lubricant.”

I have become that which I hate.  That which most people hate.  I have become an “Oh…you are one of those…you should do this instead.  It is WAY better for you” people. You know how an ex-smoker is the worst of the non-smokers?  For us “never smoked” awesome types, smoking is seen as a mildContinue reading “Going round in circles is much more fun than going up and down.”

You may think this is one of those posts where I put up something rubbish in an attempt to get around to putting a post up and because I had nothing else more interesting to write which didn’t involve my cats arse.  Well…bang on.  Try to enjoy: Just recently I have been spending some ofContinue reading “Spam. Tastier than a bag of nails and the big book of dares.”

I am having relationship trouble. Things started off so well.  In the beginning there was a mutual love.  That love turned in to respect.  Then, over time, I am pretty sure things are turning more “alpha male” which is causing a little issue in the house. No, my wife has not turned in to aContinue reading “Bite me there one more time and you are toast.”

In the most devastating news I have read since I heard that Pinky and Perky are infact siblings, and not lovers, it has been voted by women wordldwide that Englishmen are the second worst nationality in bed.  Yes, in the world, not just in the minds of the Welsh and Scots. Second?  Really?  Yes, weContinue reading “Oh yeah baby, I am a racehorse in bed!”

I read a news story that said an elderly man blew peppers in to women’s faces because he got off on women sneezing.  Sneezing?  As a sexual turn on?  I guess it is something different, and if you hang around a Dr’s surgery, you will have an unlimited supply of material to feed the stoatContinue reading “Oh yeah baby…Sneeze me raw!”