Category Archives: Stories

A friend kindly gave me the words “Blog-A-Thon, Raspberry Ripple, Smurf, Pamphlet” to write a story with.  I would question the reason for the words, but I believe it is such a deep rooted issue, that uncovering it could be a threat to the whole of mankind itself.  So I will do the story, andContinue reading “A smurftastic day out.”

Don’t forget to vote once a day!  If I lose, I will not win! Jim likes to give me words which are just plain hard to write about.  Why?  Because he wants to beat me.  And I think this time he might.  He has given me the words  “Verisimilitude”, “Travesty, sham, mockery = Traveshamockery” andContinue reading “Toxie. An avengers tale.”

Ahh yes.  Words.  Wonderful words.  And Rose has politely offered me the following to write a story about:  “Flight of the Hamsters”, “Wheelbarrow”, “Sistine Chapel” and “Dead Roses”.  I thought about writing some futuristic exciting adventure.  Instead I am doing the opposite.  Why?  Coz I am just crazy like that!  Anyway, here we go, seeContinue reading “The real story of the first flight. Kinda.”

Ah yes.  It is story time children.  Today’s words were supplied by Mikiye who obviously looked around her apartment and listed what she had laying about.  The words?  Well there is “Arachibutyrophobia” (Google it!), “Geisha” (DONT Google it), “Woolly Mammoth” (Your choice, but kinda obvious) and “Tin Foil” (like she has that in her apartment??? Continue reading “Kenneth: A woolly mammoth’s big adventure.”

Well then.  Mrs T has kindly given me some words to write a story with.  Naturally, being a mother and someone of a terribly sensible nature, as you can imagine, the are long complex serious words.  They are: Bottom cream, Nipples, Latex gloves and Adolf Hitler.  Naturally.  Anyway, here we go. A long time ago inContinue reading “Moisturise your own behind, tommy swinehund”

Before I start this post, I thought I would mention that in the last week, I have had at least 3 searches a day for people searching for Hamster Porn.  WHY!!!  Why are people searching for it?  Look for normal porn if you need to search for something!  Or….do Hamsters have their own PC’s now? Continue reading “The Names P.I Hamster. Mad Cow Investigator.”

Young Don over at…erm…some site he does, gave me the following to work with for a story.  “rhododendron”, “tarn”, “osteopath” and the phrase “Go for it big boy!”. Although I am not sure if the phrase was him giving me a phrase to work with, or he has heard the rumours about me putting onContinue reading “It seems like a load of balls to me.”

Lets talk about “cheese”.  Actually, lets talk about “Hamsters”.  No…lets talk about “porn” instead.  Ah screw it.  What about the word “spiritual”.  Well, I can’t decide.  But thanks to Jim, or is it The Movie Whore?  Or even “Dude.  Do NOT do that.  It is starting to smell”, I don’t have to choose.  Because theyContinue reading “It is like a spiritual gorgonzola”

My apologies for my absence.  Man flu you know.  Horrible it is.  Ache I do.  Sneeze lots I do.  Lose ability to write proper sentence, happen has.  Infact, I still feel rough as sandpaper toilet roll, so dont go expecting the usual rubbish.  This could well hit a new low!  So.  Whats the story?  Well, Pinky (who it seems is hasContinue reading “It is a chocolatey sideshow of prickly goodness”

Stinky socks. Toe fungus. Harold.  You see, I ask for words to write a post about, but I also enjoy the reading just what on earth is in someones head.  And in the head of Kay Four, (Kay Four?  As in Kay Four is better then Jeff Five?  I should Ask Jeeves) there seems toContinue reading “It is not exactly mushroom material. But it should be.”