Stories – Page 2

The very messed up history of a word.

A special thanks to Mr Owusu who supplied the words to confuse the hell out of me and make me write a story about. He was one of the first people I spoke to in Bloggerland. Now, all these long and winding 5 months down the road, he goes and gives me words like Philosophy, BumContinue reading “The very messed up history of a word.”

My wife made me do it.

My wife decided to get in on the whole giving me words to write about. Her choices of words were: murder, point made, beach bum and a tomato box as a home. I asked her where she was in her head when she thought of these, and she replied “In a tomato box on aContinue reading “My wife made me do it.”

Don’t get snappy with me Mr Brush.

As a pack of sausages I bought once said of my cooking: “Here we go. Once more in to the fire”. So here we go. With gracious thanks to Tamera who has decided that the previous 2 attempts seemed easy and the best way would be to make me write a post that contained the mostContinue reading “Don’t get snappy with me Mr Brush.”

Did you just throw an apple at me Dr?

It is with thanks to Mrs Jane Turleythat the idea for this post has become reality. I am not sure if it was while eating an apple or being beaten with one, but she decided the content should include “Bath Mats”, “Small Rubber Bands”, “Issac Newton” and the “Tardis” from Dr Who. I thinkContinue reading “Did you just throw an apple at me Dr?”

The voices told me to dress like a banana muffin

Well. Here we go. A thank you to Rose for the content idea of this post. As my last post said, give me 3 words or phrases and I shall see what I can do with it. Rose kindly came up with the following for me to work with: “Banana Muffins”, “Say Yes to the Dress”Continue reading “The voices told me to dress like a banana muffin”