Category Archives: Uncategorized

I read a ridiculous news story that says that you can lose weight by remembering your last meal.  The idea is that you can “Think” yourself thin by thinking of your last meal.  How it works I am not sure… I got bored.  The words “Scientists” and “are to be believed” in the same line/story/universe generallyContinue reading “Think, and it will happen…”

Sometimes you read something.  And then you read it again.  Then you laugh a little, and then you go bake a cake or something. Other times you read something and then say “What the hell?” and then go bake a cake.  Or something. This is a “What the hell” moment, but being at work, IContinue reading “Is it a full moon, or someone’s bare arse in the scrub?”

These are the adventures of the Starship KnickerSurprise and it’s ongoing journey’s to seek out new life and civilisations in places that just no man should be made to go…. *start Sesame Street theme tune* *stop Sesame Street theme tune as it is starting to annoy me* Captains Log:  Snorkdate 25,21,3,11.  We are nearing the vicinity of theContinue reading “Captains Log: Snorkdate 6.12.9.2.2.12.5”

I do.  Why?  Because I am smug like that.  It is all about me me me me meeeee.  I have an ego the size of a large thing, which means it is going to take many years to get to the end of it. So I am moving to Norway.  Kinda. Actually, I am moving toContinue reading “Who wants to live forever?”

In Britain, the home of the free (if you are foreign and want to come and get a house that us taxpayers pay for) we take political correctness to levels like you wouldn’t believe. Political correctness is a wonderful thing.  With a few exceptions.  These are: It is a stupid idea Things get messed upContinue reading “Land where you want. I can’t see you anyway.”

Happy 4th July my American friends. Enjoy a cold a beer, or whatever your poison is.  I will cyber join you! Sy.

WAAAAY back a very long time ago, when this site was young, and had the occasional funny post, unlike the mash that I churn out these days in the name of trying to be funny, I wrote a post where I mentioned I had an issue with “style guru’s”.  I also posted a picture of meContinue reading “The last of the idiots.”

I feel quite lazy.  There has been a lack of originality recently.  So after this post, I am going for original.  A friend gave me the words “Blog-A-Thon, Raspberry Ripple, Smurf, Pamphlet” to work with, so my next post will be an original “What crap has he written this time” type of story post.  IContinue reading “Yes, I get that it is for charity, but you are still a fat git.”

I really did think twice about doing this post.  Hell, I even thought about just copying and pasting some spam for Adobe Creative Suite instead.  But then I thought “No Sy, the people need to hear about this.  It will give them an enormous sense of well being”.  Of course, you can send me £700Continue reading “Say what you want. You are still gonna be a sausage Cinderalla.”

For those of you that are interested, or those that are going to add content, or even those that see a link and feel they must click it, I have put up the template to the new site.  No content there (unless you count my post saying there is nothing to see here), but youContinue reading “Now. Where were we?”