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Just recently, I have been talking to the man in the mirror.  He never answers me back, but still I do it.  It is because  I talk to him about things that would not fit in to this site.  Serious things.  Or maybe about a film I just watched.  Why I hate the government.  Many manyContinue reading “The question is, would you be interested?”

Well lookie what we have HERE.  You guys rule.  If you whacked that vote button once, or every single day I begged my sorry arse off for votes, you did me proud.  I would give you all a big wet sloppy kiss as a thank you, but my wife tells me that when I doContinue reading “Sha-wiiiiing.”

Jane Turley sent me one of those tag thingymajigs. Then she begged and pleaded that I do it. Then she told me that if I did, you would all send me £10 each. I can’t argue with that can I!! I suggest getting Jane to pay up front and then you guys collect the moneyContinue reading “What is this in my shirt? Oh…a tag.”

If you haven’t followed the story, this wont mean a thing to you.  You can catch up starting with THIS story by MOB followed by my story HERE which ended in THISreply.  This is the next story in this…erm…I dunno.  What can you call it?  Insanity? Saying their goodbye’s, Hortense and MOB part ways.  The emotional sceneContinue reading “Hortense & Simondo escape from Blighty”

Ahhh yes.  Search engines.  Searchy little engines.  Engines of the search.  And the post material that they bring.  Today’s batch is the pick of the last 72 hours worth of hits.  For the uninitiated, the words in the ” ” are the exact search engine phrase.  The rest is just a little sumpfin sumpfin IContinue reading “You were searching for what? – The next generation”

With all the merriment recently, I haven’t given you an update on what happens in the world of me.  So I thought you might want to know.  But then, you might not.  But either way, Mikiye…put your sandwich down.  So here is the state of the house at the moment: I live with 1 poopContinue reading “It’s like a war in here!”

This post is part 3 (or is it 4?) of an ongoing story between two sites.  This is how it started: A comment conversation started HERE after a comment a friend of mine left on the voting site.  Have you voted for me today?  I hope so!  Then, THIS story appeared on her site.  Naturally, I repliedContinue reading “The morning after the night before.”

I once had a friend.  But that friend betrayed me.  But it is OK, because I didn’t let on that I wanted revenge of his betrayal, and as they say, revenge is a dish best served with a woman who is a little “off” in the head, and smells of fly-spray. Not many people I know areContinue reading “The perfect date…is not this one.”

I don’t get much spam mail.  Well, no more then a couple a week, and then I reply because it was nice of them to email me.  But I got this one which I had to follow up on and order: From: Ozzie Subject – Get her wet and wild Medically-proven to guarantee 3-6 inchesContinue reading “How big? 3 Inches you say?”

With the impending arrival in a few months of the end of the world for you mere mortals (those of you who vote for me will be spared at the time of the ascension), I have had the need to do that decorating thing for the nursery of the fruit of my loins.  Going to allContinue reading “I do stuff. Stuff is good. Not all the stuff I do is good…”