It is hard to write a post without messing about in it, so I tried hard. We went to the hospital this morning to have the next baby scan. While walking out, there was a sign that reads “Hearing tests: Please knock”. Are they going to hear you? What about a flashing light instead! ButContinue reading “Sugar and Spice”
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It all seems a little CD to me.
“If music be the food of love, play on”. That is a well known saying by a man who wore clothes which made him look stupid. (No, it is not Gok Wang. He might dress like someone with the IQ of an omeba and be excruciatingly annoying, but the chances of him talking instead of dribblingContinue reading “It all seems a little CD to me.”
The Easter Bunny: An Eggstra Special Interview
In between his hectic schedule this week, I got the mother of all interviews. I am hoping that this bunny is going to be a little more co-operative then the last bunny I interviewed. So without taking too much of his time up, let me introduce today’s very special guest. The Easter Bunny. From his roots, JeffContinue reading “The Easter Bunny: An Eggstra Special Interview”
When it is this comfy, why would you move.
A woman had a toilet seat removed from her behind after sitting on it for 2 years. According to the story, her boyfriend brought her food and water every day. The skin of her behind had grown round the toilet seat. Police are also investigating the boyfriend to see if she was mistreated. (why didn’t heContinue reading “When it is this comfy, why would you move.”
…so I sent the site administrator to the stupid island.
As with all blogs and other sites, getting your name out there is important so people come and read it. I am listed on several blog sites. Yesterday I tried to submit the site to the BritBlog site. My submission was turned down because of a reason. They would not give me one, they sendContinue reading “…so I sent the site administrator to the stupid island.”
The paparazzi won’t leave me alone.
This post has been written to show the other side of a story. Tamera wrote a post about a photo she was trying to take of an amphibian which was not interested in having it’s photo taken. I recommend reading that before you read the below or this will mean nothing at all. This post is seenContinue reading “The paparazzi won’t leave me alone.”
An idea of sorts.
Well, it seems the Winnie the Pooh post went down quite well, so I might do a few more. If you have a favourite cartoon character from your childhood and want to read a “Life after fame” type post, stick a comment in. Bear in mind I am English so only know English and AmericanContinue reading “An idea of sorts.”
It’s a whole load of budgety goodness.
Disclaimer: I am a little tired today, and my funny bone doesn’t feel so. So I apologise if this is worse then my usually low standards. I have not actually gone for the “humour” angle on this one, so don’t expect too much!” It was the “budget” over here in the UK today. By “Budget”, theyContinue reading “It’s a whole load of budgety goodness.”
The Tale of the Mothers Day Explosion.
Today was Mothers Day in the UK. I know that most of the world have it on the 11th May, but how is this my issue if you can’t get it right. Or is it some ploy to watch us have it and then you remember it in May? Like some big build up? TheContinue reading “The Tale of the Mothers Day Explosion.”
So do I put this on your trunk or your…
It is quite a sad news story to be honest. They want to cull Elephants in South Africa because there are too many of them. This is understandable. Africa is just a small island after all (once you take away the whole “it is huge with wide empty spaces” bit. There are also too manyContinue reading “So do I put this on your trunk or your…”
