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I have decided this post is very angry compared to my usual standards.  So when you are done, or before you start, go here.  It will make you and me feel better!!  Activists.  What are they good for?  Absolutely nothing.   Great song.  Shame it was so rubbish. I like activists.  When I say “like”, IContinue reading “Activist this you sucker.”

I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care. No really, I don’t care. I am talking about the Oscars. I didn’t even know they were last night. But now I am forced to endure watching it on Sky News with the sound down and a machine making up the words as it goes alongContinue reading “It’s a shiny metal person you say? And you think I care?”

*** I apologise to any new readers. This wont be my best post, but I wrote it and had nothing better to post today! *** Just to be no different to every other post, I am going to talk crap. Well, actually I am going to talk *about* crap. Why? you may ask. Why not!Continue reading “What a load of feces…”

I bought a couple of domain names in order to move this blog to newer pasteu…pastue…places. I know you are feeling the excitement as much as I am. I wish I could be there to share it with you, but alas…you are on your own on this one. I have my own worries in life.Continue reading “Wheel is Turning Hamster is Dead”

It is with great sadness that I write this post. It is sad because it is about a place where I was born and spent the first 20 years of my life. And the local government; the people who created my education, are going to the stupid island. The article reads: A Kent council hasContinue reading “Stupid Island Boarding Call”

So what are they trying to saying? I hate ad campaigns that hide the real meaning, or really beat about the bush and don’t get to the point. I spent the last 20 minutes on it and have got no further. I am pretty sure it is an advert for some exotic vegetable, but IContinue reading “I don’t get it.”

I was trying to think about what to write about without touching on certain subjects such as politics etc. So I went on a hunt for material. What did I find? Panda Porn. And I don’t mean this in the dodgy Human vs Animal in illegal (in most countries) sexual battle type Panda Porn. WhatContinue reading “Panda Porn – What is not to like?”

I saw an advert for hotels.com the other day. It said “Find out everything you need to know!”. So I went there and asked if Elvis was alive. They couldn’t answer me. Actually, they offered me a hotel in Fiji. So I don’t know really. Was that a subliminal “psssst…he is over there.” reply? WhyContinue reading “Yahoo! Made myself $20Billion.”

There is no such thing as a “healthy food”. No matter what all these so called experts say. I know this because *I* am an expert and know more then everyone else. This is a well known fact because someone once said to me “you know everything don’t you”. I ignored the sarcastic undertones andContinue reading “Should my stomach really be forced to endure this?”